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Posted on 5/16/13 at 10:27 am to
Posted by Ash Williams
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Posted on 5/16/13 at 10:27 am to
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Crackpot Theory: Arya is ambidextrous.



game changer

this changes EVERYTHING
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 5/16/13 at 11:06 am to
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Crackpot Theory: Arya is ambidextrous


Well we know Jamie is not...

Posted by manwich
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Posted on 5/16/13 at 11:11 am to
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that Mance Rayder was also there

any chance that Mance ends up living up to his name?

a manse is a priest's house or a stately manor. Illyrio's house has been referred to as a manse.
Posted by 19
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Posted on 5/16/13 at 12:42 pm to
quote:

R + ON = H
ON = old nan


SDtT + ON = H

buh-yown chick-a byown byown under the WW tree @ Winterfell...
Posted by 19
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Posted on 5/16/13 at 12:57 pm to
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Mance ends up living up to his name?


He raided the shite out of Bolton's 'House' - Winterfell...

He was the one that wrote the Ramsey letter to Jon Snow...all the hostages he requested in the letter COMBINED could only benefit him...Ramsey had no need for Shireen/ Melissandra if Stannis were already dead...Mance having Arya would make Jon behave, Mance needs Mel, cuz of the whole red necklace/ I keep you alive Operation, Theon (Reek) would make Asha behave, Val's baby is HIS, as is Val....it only makes sense it came from him, IMO.

Plus the letter to Stannis was sealed w black wax, not pink like Jon's...so has to be two different people, at least...Tywin used black wax on the show, but he's been dead before all this.

Posted by manwich
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Posted on 5/16/13 at 12:59 pm to
MtF + ON + QoT = ewww
Posted by 19
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Posted on 5/16/13 at 1:58 pm to
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MtF + ON + QoT =


prune sammich w cheese


ETA: Not even Martin could make that meal sound appetizing...
This post was edited on 5/16/13 at 2:00 pm
Posted by Carson123987
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Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:28 pm to
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Arya takes an axe to the face/ cut to black screen...cue solo Oboe (guess what song) with panaramic fade ins/outs of slaughtered Northmen, lotsa blood, a blood-spattered and torn Stark banner barely standing...cut to a wolf-headed corpse with an iron crown, followed by a face-down female foating, just dumped from the twins, trailing blood as the current takes her...roll credits as oboe solo continues...


19...we are on the exact same frequency, my friend. That's exactly how I imagined it, but instead of oboe, I imagine low voices singing the melody. The fade ins occur on the downbeats...

Ooooooh OOH, Ooooooh OOH, ooh ooohh ooooooooooh oooh

Last shot is of the corpse with wolf head hanging by noose from a rafter, limp and lifeless
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:30 pm to
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Last shot is of the corpse with wolf head hanging by noose from a rafter, limp and lifeless


no way this happens

final shot will be cat getting her throat cut
Posted by Carson123987
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Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:38 pm to
That'll happen during the chaos. The fade ins are for the aftermath, letting people soak in what they just witnessed. You don't see the wolf head sewn on until the last scene, after seeing Cat float downriver
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 5/16/13 at 3:21 pm to
I still think it would be too grim, IMO. I think the screen just goes black as it did for Ned's death. Cat will go nuts and get her throat slit, boom credits.
Posted by Carson123987
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Posted on 5/16/13 at 3:25 pm to
I remember reading something where a cast or crew member was talking about an animal's head being sewn onto a corpse. I think and I hope that they will try to make it as gruesome as possible for the shock effect.
Posted by BlackleafBaller
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 5/16/13 at 3:34 pm to
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Last shot is of the corpse with wolf head hanging by noose from a rafter, limp and lifeless


This or Cat floating down the river I think would be better for the first scene of the finale. Like others said I think Arya taking an axe to the back of the head should be the last scene for episode 9. Robb and Cat dying will be tragic for most show viewers, but people thinking Arya is dead will be chaos and get the reaction the RW deserves.
Posted by NIH
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112614 posts
Posted on 5/16/13 at 3:34 pm to
Off topic but I read a post on westeros that kind of put Euron and the Iron Born raiding in a new light...they're pretty much just a vessel for GRRM to weaken the Tyrells. Makes sense to me.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 5/16/13 at 3:39 pm to
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final shot will be cat getting her throat cut


I'd make it Arya with the axe, and start off the next episode with the aftermath of the Red Wedding, with Robb with Grey Wind's head, the Freys celebrating and mocking their surviving hostages, and end it with throwing a naked dead Cat in the river. Make it similar to in Schindler's List when they're burning the bodies of the Jews by the thousands.
This post was edited on 5/16/13 at 3:40 pm
Posted by auyushu
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Member since Jan 2011
8594 posts
Posted on 5/16/13 at 3:47 pm to
quote:

He raided the shite out of Bolton's 'House' - Winterfell...

He was the one that wrote the Ramsey letter to Jon Snow...all the hostages he requested in the letter COMBINED could only benefit him...Ramsey had no need for Shireen/ Melissandra if Stannis were already dead...Mance having Arya would make Jon behave, Mance needs Mel, cuz of the whole red necklace/ I keep you alive Operation, Theon (Reek) would make Asha behave, Val's baby is HIS, as is Val....it only makes sense it came from him, IMO.

Plus the letter to Stannis was sealed w black wax, not pink like Jon's...so has to be two different people, at least...Tywin used black wax on the show, but he's been dead before all this.


I'm down with Mance being the letter writer, but it's not Val's baby and Val isn't Mance's woman. Dalla was Mance's woman, and she's dead.
Posted by auyushu
Surprise, AZ
Member since Jan 2011
8594 posts
Posted on 5/16/13 at 3:48 pm to
quote:

I remember reading something where a cast or crew member was talking about an animal's head being sewn onto a corpse. I think and I hope that they will try to make it as gruesome as possible for the shock effect.




Hopefully this is the case, cause that'll be pretty awesome.
Posted by Analyze That
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Posted on 5/16/13 at 4:36 pm to
Not sure if this has been discussed yet, but I'm pretty damn positive that Dany is going to head to Asshai once the whole Mereen and Yun'kai situation is sorted out. After all, everything Quaithe has told Dany has come true, so heading to Asshai would seem to be the prudent thing to do.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108274 posts
Posted on 5/16/13 at 5:18 pm to
We don't have time for that unless we want another 2 novels. I'd rather Asshai be left mysterious anyway.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108274 posts
Posted on 5/16/13 at 5:21 pm to
Does anyone else think Varys has captured Tyrek so he can make him Lord of Casterly Rock once Aegon comes to the throne and obviously has to eliminate the immediate Lannister family?
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