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re: Dry skin and fake tits

Posted on 5/18/24 at 9:38 am to
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
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Posted on 5/18/24 at 9:38 am to
The next guy will appreciate the bolt one.
Posted by patchesohoulihan_007
Member since Jul 2015
2137 posts
Posted on 5/18/24 at 9:52 am to
Better than dry tits and fake skin
Posted by DVA Tailgater
Bunkie
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 5/18/24 at 9:57 am to
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Azkiger


Name of surgeon, baw?
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
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Posted on 5/18/24 at 9:58 am to
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Also old lady wants better tits


Was she involved in a van chase last night in LA on the 405 freeway?
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
54746 posts
Posted on 5/18/24 at 10:03 am to
This going to be the divorce in game thread soon
Posted by CrystalPreserves
Member since May 2019
2610 posts
Posted on 5/18/24 at 10:08 am to
I’ve been married and paid for the tits twice. First wife divorced me 18 months after surgery. Second wife didn’t even wait til fully healed and settled, she was choppin with a new guy 8 months after installation.

Never pay for the tits. Find a good set in the second hand used market, already installed at least.

My second divorce attorney’s advice: “Never pay for the boobs.”
This post was edited on 5/18/24 at 10:10 am
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22292 posts
Posted on 5/18/24 at 10:15 am to
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First wife divorced me 18 months after surgery. Second wife didn’t even wait til fully healed and settled, she was choppin with a new guy 8 months after installation.

Never pay for the tits.


This has been a theme on the OT for as long as I've been here. Why is that?

I would say anecdote, but damn is like everyone on here knows several people that this has happened to. What gives here? I might have to start a new thread on this topic.
Posted by White Bear
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Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 5/18/24 at 10:25 am to
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I’ve been married and paid for the tits twice. First wife divorced me 18 months after surgery. Second wife didn’t even wait til fully healed and settled, she was choppin with a new guy 8 months after installation.
damn you’re a slow fricking learner. The current OT kang of “I can fix her”.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
96547 posts
Posted on 5/18/24 at 11:00 am to
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I would say anecdote, but damn is like everyone on here knows several people that this has happened to. What gives here? I might have to start a new thread on this topic.


In general, if there is a massive change in appearance or an attempt at it, she is either ready to move on or will start getting extra attention due to it.


Extra attention tends to mean huge temptations which weren’t available to her before, which she may end up chasing.



Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Member since Jun 2020
42674 posts
Posted on 5/18/24 at 11:05 am to
And the opposite happens, too

I know a woman that her husband begged her for a few years to get fake boobs - he said she’d look better - so she caved in, got the boobs, and he was gone within a year

Another woman - she gained a lot of weight after she had a few kids and the husband nagged and sort of psychologically abused her about it - would tell her if she needed to eat all that at the dinner table and make comments about chairs breaking. It took her a year and a half to lose the weight, but she did. He left her not too soon after - for a fat girl
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18833 posts
Posted on 5/18/24 at 11:23 am to
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frick no. I’m not even a tits guy. It’s for her. She has some serious problems with her tits though and it has been that way for a long time. If it makes you feel better, she’s the one with tons of money. I’m not worried about cheating at all. She works from home and the only guy she talks to is a 55 year old UTX guy who is happily married. She’s mid 30s, I’m early 40s.


Baw…. You bout the blindest sumbitch I’ve ever heard of. This woman has been cheating on you for years, she’s just afraid to live alone and have to do things by herself.
Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
11509 posts
Posted on 5/18/24 at 11:49 am to
Like you have an old lady dipwad
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22292 posts
Posted on 5/18/24 at 11:52 am to
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know a woman that her husband begged her for a few years to get fake boobs - he said she’d look better - so she caved in, got the boobs, and he was gone within a year


Wtf. What's the point of spending $15K then bolting out like that?

Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
30543 posts
Posted on 5/18/24 at 11:55 am to
Well maybe bc most ppl only talk about the negative reviews of pretty much anything. Fake boobs and divorces included.


Maybe if ppl spoke of the good- the number of men with wives who’ve had breast augmentations and didn’t end up divorced- then the ot would have a better gauge of the statistical accuracy of fake boobs and divorces.


Also- it’s no wonder the divorce attys see only the poor outcomes- they’re divorce attys.
Posted by Xenophon
Aspen
Member since Feb 2006
41050 posts
Posted on 5/18/24 at 11:57 am to
Women are like cars.. if you supe them up, they’ll run.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
42674 posts
Posted on 5/18/24 at 11:59 am to
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Wtf. What's the point of spending $15K then bolting out like that?
I don’t know Oatey - he had A LOT of money - like a stupid amount and I think that was just pocket change
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