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Posted on 5/17/24 at 9:41 pm to Dallaswho
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Dallaswho
Lawyer up baw, and do not pay for those fake tits under any circumstances. Get some jergens for the dry skin.
Posted on 5/17/24 at 9:43 pm to Dallaswho
Castor oil for the skin. Works wonders.
Posted on 5/17/24 at 9:44 pm to Dallaswho
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Dry skin and fake tits
That Jergen's on your night stand isn't just for jerkin off, baw.
Also, do she got dem flapjack titties?
Posted on 5/17/24 at 10:39 pm to Dallaswho
The fake tits are viewed by everyone. The lady loves to show them off.
Posted on 5/17/24 at 10:44 pm to Dallaswho
I highly suggest drinking celery juice. Your skin issues will subside.
Posted on 5/17/24 at 10:47 pm to BuckyCheese
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Every, and I mean every, broad I know that either got tits or suddenly started exercising and getting themselves all hot and toned got divorced within a year
This is sad.
If both people in the relationship exercised together, would be a lot less divorced.
People attract a mate, then let themselves go. Become less attractive, have less energy, have less sex, then wonder what has gone wrong in the relationship
Posted on 5/17/24 at 10:54 pm to OysterPoBoy
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You are about to get so cheated on.
Truth to power right here, motherfricker.
Posted on 5/17/24 at 10:57 pm to Nature Boy
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This post was edited on 5/18/24 at 10:42 am
Posted on 5/18/24 at 1:02 am to Nature Boy
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I can maybe understand most of that bull shite you listed. But arse crack? I’m reaching middle age too but no sign of my arse crack drying out. What does that even look like? Inside? Outside? Top? Taint?
It’s more like the top of the crack but it goes a couple inches down. Guess that’s not normal? I’m new to this shite. Never been dry before.
Posted on 5/18/24 at 1:07 am to Dallaswho
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Also old lady wants better tits. I don’t care one way or another, but if she feels sexier, will that improve things?
Lots of variables. Materials and techniques have improved a lot. My wife's boobjob looks real. Passes the eye test in bikinis. Only time i can tell is when she lays on her back.
But she had full b cups going into it. If you don't have any fat there, they're going to look fake.
Posted on 5/18/24 at 1:30 am to Dallaswho
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I don’t care one way or another, but if she feels sexier, will that improve things?
Do it. Jody will love them.
Posted on 5/18/24 at 5:54 am to Dallaswho
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Also old lady wants better tits
Start hiding your wealth. 100% of it.
Posted on 5/18/24 at 5:57 am to Dallaswho
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old lady wants better tits
Get your Divorce attorney on retainer now
Posted on 5/18/24 at 7:08 am to tigernurse
May I recommend Dr Cusimano? 
Posted on 5/18/24 at 7:13 am to Dallaswho
Salt water pool, baw.
As far as the tits, I like 'em natural and I'll pay the gravity tax.
As far as the tits, I like 'em natural and I'll pay the gravity tax.
Posted on 5/18/24 at 7:29 am to Dallaswho
Pool boy Pedro will appreciate the investment
Posted on 5/18/24 at 9:06 am to Dallaswho
Tree Hut exfoliating scrub and coco butter
Posted on 5/18/24 at 9:14 am to Dallaswho
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I’m reaching middle age. My hands, feet, and asscrack are drying out. Got the fancy lotions. Doctors say avoid chlorinated pools but I freakin live in my pool. Any advice? Also old lady wants better tits.
To Do List:
Me: Fix my Dander
Wife: Find a Philander
Suggestions?
Posted on 5/18/24 at 9:15 am to Dallaswho
Ask your husband.
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