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Wow. That was some funny baseball. Let's see if there is an emotional letdown tomorrow ...
Damn, I've never seen so much desperation to suck an apex dick. J/k there is obviously a lot of respect in that act. Unless is was trying to make up for bad karma in which case...I'm kidding sort of, still got one eye checking the periphery....
[quote]Should they not apply to all of us?[/quote] That would be great. However, there has been tons of "judicial discretion" recently and a whole lot of looking the other way when it comes to past politicians that "play the game". I can't tell anyone what they should be comfortable with but I...
[quote]ignorance and stupidity is bliss[/quote] You are good at one thing, irony....
[quote]For a good comparison not limited to politics, I've argued with LSU fans more than any other fanbase by far. ...I'm still an LSU fan.[/quote] Well, obviously. You aren't near as smart as you think you are. You're pretty good at rote but you struggle with logic....
[quote]The Republicans made their bed 8 years ago. Now Trump has infected the GOP like the NAZIs did 1930s Germany by slowly putting in his own people all over the party until they were the majority[/quote] Holy shite. Calm down, psycho....
Been that way for a little while now. paired with an AMEX I pretty much get a "free" meal every month. ETA: I always pick up my orders instead of having them delivered so I don't pay for delivery or a tip....
[quote]I don’t care about their RPI being better than LSU and Bama, blah blah.[/quote] Oh no, it doesn't have a brain....
Damn, my bad. I didn't know you wear a helmet....
[quote]those removable cells, but only 300km if you just have the removable cells.[/quote] I wonder how much they are and if there is a core charge. Would be pretty convenient to have a milk crate full of spares in the back....
You should play each weekend starting with the SEC tourney like you're in playoff mode, which is the whole purpose of the tournament. It's the closest thing you get to what you have to do in Omaha to win it all. Always throw your best first....

re: Reminder to LSU baseball fans

Posted by junkfunky on 5/29/24 at 12:48 pm
Haha, suck my dick....

re: Mr 101 MPH…

Posted by junkfunky on 5/29/24 at 9:33 am
[quote]This was at a neutral site in Hoover[/quote] If you actually watched the games you would have heard the announcers talking about the difference in ESPN's reported speeds compared to the stadium's....
Well he did run away as soon as it was announced that his former team was joining our conference....
As he points to his elderly wife's clit which he also can't find on a map....

re: Webster Parish drug bust

Posted by junkfunky on 5/28/24 at 9:38 pm
[quote]Has a surprising amount of gang activity for its size and demographics.[/quote] Sometimes ammunition that's headed to the disposal plant falls out of the truck. Or something like that....
[quote]How the hell was I supposed to know I needed to have turned in the license plate?[/quote] I told my kids when they started driving just like my mom told me. Maybe your parent's failed you or maybe they don't like you....

re: Maria Zhang is smoking hot.....

Posted by junkfunky on 5/26/24 at 11:11 pm
[quote]Meh, I might let her suck my 8.5 inches on a lonely night.[/quote] Wanting someone to suck on your foot is worse than having a foot fetish. Seriously, what the frick is wrong with you?...
[quote]I wonder why?[/quote] We all know it's because of the gay orgy. It's cute that you refer to your trailer park, Gay30, as A30 when your dick's soft....
[quote]You know you just insufferably SUCK as a collective fanbase[/quote] Haha, I like ironic humor. Well done. :cheers:...