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It depends on if it is a "family" of sounds or if everything is sounding like they're drunk. For example, if a kid says "Awoominum" and "Biwwy" (Aluminum and Billy, any "l" sounds), I'd be less worried. If it's across the board by 6, i'd start thinking about taking away all screens and making...
Seeing the frozen cadavers of Uday and Qusay Hussein isn't even Top 10 on my list :lol:...

re: Just got a bidet

Posted by Smoke Ring on 5/22/24 at 9:30 am
I'm a simple man. Uncle Sam sent me to Iraq for a year+ and I came back respecting the power of wet-wipes. Toilet paper is simply inferior, so I understand people looking for better options. :doublebird:...
Randy was metaphorical :rotflmao:...
I once worked for a lawyer in Austin that had been a Marine Corps Ace in Korea and did aviation PI cases. He made me promise to never fly IFR until I was flying for a living. :wah:...
If I'm bringing it home for the wife, around $20-25. If we're taking one to a party, around $50 :geauxtigers:...
Sometimes a story presents so many potential jokes that it seems fake ...
Affirmative in Action right there :rotflmao:...
I ordered a Big Mac for the first time in 25 years a few weeks ago. All I could do was laugh at how bad it sucked compared to what it used to be. :lol: :wah:...
1. Faith in God 2. Potable Water 3. Lead + Lead Delivery System 4. Land 5. Family 6. Food 7. Barter items. The materialism and debt society has kept you distracted, enslaved, and doing the financier-class's bidding. Increasing the above will get you out of that matrix. Good luck! :cheer...
Get their fathers to help them out :cheers:...
Yep. It was at Copper Mill Golf Course last week....
Don't bring a ghetto IQ to a Federal Bank conspiracy :lol:...

re: Pictures from days gone by....

Posted by Smoke Ring on 4/25/24 at 7:03 pm
Sergeant Neppel's official Medal of Honor citation reads as follows: He was leader of a machinegun squad defending an approach to the village of Birgel, Germany, on 14 December 1944, when an enemy tank, supported by 20 infantrymen, counterattacked. He held his fire until the Germans were with...

re: Pictures from days gone by....

Posted by Smoke Ring on 4/25/24 at 7:01 pm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ralph_G._Neppel :bow:...

re: Baton Rouge vs Austin

Posted by Smoke Ring on 4/25/24 at 6:48 pm
I wouldn't live in Austin again. From 97 - 01 it was beyond awesome. But Baton Rouge isn't even in the same hemisphere. ...
I'm impressed by the number of folks today who need to get high ...

re: Arch Manning Sucks

Posted by Smoke Ring on 4/21/24 at 9:19 am
Against a Big XII Defense...