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Evolved Simian
| Favorite team: | Alabama  |
| Location: | Bushwood Country Club |
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| Number of Posts: | 20637 |
| Registered on: | 9/9/2010 |
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re: Non-binary goths takeover Disney
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/28/24 at 10:49 pm
[quote]Why are they so fat?[/quote]
When I was a kid in the 80's, there were only skinny Goths. And despite being antisocial, nobody hated them. They kept to themselves and weren't dicks.
Somehow, Gen Z has even fricked up goth culture. Now it's just malodorous fatasses who are confused abou...
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re: JP Morgan Chase Bank, $JPM, office in Youngstown Ohio has exploded from reported gas leak
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/28/24 at 10:33 pm
[quote]If that was a street cam, why did it move prior?
If not a street cam, why were they filming at that exact time?[/quote]
It's a street cam. It doesn't move. You're watching video from someone's phone taken of the security cam monitor. The phone in their hand is moving, not the street ca...
re: Lincoln riley and USC scared of the SEC yet again...
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/28/24 at 10:11 pm
[quote]Hilarious to me that literally the summer after he ran from the SEC, USC joined the Big 10.[/quote]
He ended up with a fairly favorable schedule overall, but even if he takes advantage of it, OSU is going to destroy him in the B1G championship game.
[quote]Watching A USC road game late ...
re: Lincoln riley and USC scared of the SEC yet again...
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/28/24 at 9:54 pm
His best teams ever got punked in the playoffs by Alabama, Georgia, and LSU.
He wants no part of the SEC. Hell, it's the reason he's at USC in the first place....
re: “Celebrate small victories.” Cross dresser/mentally ill person with gorilla hair
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/28/24 at 7:00 pm
[quote]Dude, weirdos have been around forever.[/quote]
They just started wearing keffiyehs in the last couple of months. It's not even debatable that normalization has accelerated this stupidity to levels never seen before....
re: Another derecho headed to Houston
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/28/24 at 5:46 pm
[quote]USE ENGLISH
derecho.... what the frick is this shite?
that is spanish for "straight ahead" or "direct"
Can't we just fricking say a storm? since when does a storm need a name like derecho?
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A derecho is not a storm. It refers to a specific weather event.
Please go back t...
re: Does Memorial Day include confederate soldiers?
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/28/24 at 4:31 pm
[quote]Confederate Memorial Day used to be a state holiday in Alabama. Don’t know if they still acknowledge it now.[/quote]
It still is. State employees get the day off, but nobody else in the state does. :lol:...
re: Cuba today
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/28/24 at 4:07 pm
[quote]Was Cuba ever a vacation resort? Seems that would be the second to last place to hang out at... second to Iraq.[/quote]
Cuba is a literal tropical paradise. In fact, it's one of the few places in the world where Marxism might actually be sustainable (by living off of foreign capitalist va...
re: Does anyone care about Mizzou?
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/28/24 at 3:24 pm
[quote]they had an outstanding football season by their standards[/quote]
It was outstanding by UT standards, as well. You guys have only won 11 games nine times in 130 years of football....
re: A whole lot of sad here
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/28/24 at 3:19 pm
I see Ole Miss as a dark horse to break their 60+ year drought this year.
I don't forsee Vandy ever winning the conference again in Football. They need to break the bank on a basketball coach and team, and become a basketball school....
re: Does Memorial Day include confederate soldiers?
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/28/24 at 9:21 am
[quote]I think it’s a Texas thing.[/quote]
It is an official state holiday in Alabama, Mississippi, Texas, and South Carolina.
It's strange, because in Birmingham, you'd never even know it existed, but then I worked in the capitol district in Montgomery for a few years, and the entire downtown...
re: Does Memorial Day include confederate soldiers?
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/28/24 at 9:15 am
[quote]Does Memorial Day include confederate soldiers?[/quote]
No. There is a Confederate Memorial Day for that....
re: Tyler Buchner May Be The Last National Champ Coached By Saban
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/27/24 at 9:47 pm
Would be an interesting trivia question a few years from now....
re: Kidney Failure, unknown cause. Dialysis in future.
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/27/24 at 7:29 pm
[quote]Silver lining is I have 4 people offering their kidney.
Still that's down the line.
I'm not sure I want to do it. I may just say F it and deal with having the weak kidney. I don't want to do this.[/quote]
Do it as soon as you qualify, before your body deteriorates any further. A kidney ...
re: Liberty Lagoon
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/27/24 at 6:16 pm
I have often pondered to myself "what would happen if we invited the entire ghetto over for a pool party?"
Now we know....
re: Check in if your school’s softball team is in the WCWS
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/27/24 at 12:35 am
:nana: :cheers:...
re: When Do Layoffs Start
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/24/24 at 9:42 am
[quote]But if we're being honest, these kids were not really going to college anyway. They superficially majored in Communications and left before getting an otherwise worthless degree.
The whole thing has been a facade forever.[/quote]
This is a blatant lie about 99% of student athletes on an...
re: When Do Layoffs Start
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/24/24 at 9:41 am
[quote]Just cut DEI programs[/quote]
Bingo. UF saved $60 million, AND no longer has to hire unqualified people to meet quotas. Huge fricking win all around.
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re: The most gutless acts in SEC football history. #1 Auburn canceling on FSU Tubs 1st year.
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/23/24 at 6:34 pm
[quote]
Anything close to this?[/quote]
Not really....
re: The End of college football
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/23/24 at 6:32 pm
Derek Silva is the best example of fraudulent academia.
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