Obtuse1

[quote]Went to grocery store, left with 4 1-pound packs of ground turkey, loaf of daves bread, parmesan cheese, and a 10 count pack of k-cups and total was $55[/quote] I am fascinated how poorly people shop and then complain about prices. I am not saying things cost more but if you are bothered ...

It could have been me, no wait it was me. I was headed out of Dallas at about that exact time, I was driving along in the wake of an 18 wheeler. ...

[quote]Could you point to this criminal statute?[/quote] His stubbornness as a client likely hurt him immensely. I haven't been able to follow this criminal trial as closely as the 63 12 civil trial but there seemed to be some very questionable defense strategies involved and I almost have to b...

[img]https://media.tenor.com/dc_qVOYl8R4AAAAM/funny-animals-cats.gif[/img] Diet Coke and a banana ...

Are you Dr. Flaps?...

[quote]Did they take that fricking ring out of her nose when they through her in the pokey?[/quote] Even near homophones are hard....

[quote] The thought of a spoonful of warm mayonnaise makes me nauseous.[/quote] Watching my wife dip hot fries into warm mayo in Belgium made me gag. It doesn't bother me with Andalouse (kind like 1000 Island) but I swear I could smell the hot mayo from 3 feet away. ...

[quote]Is that Josh Gibson?[/quote] Yes...

[quote]I was under the understanding that Treasury Notes, if tendered by a debtor in payment of his monetary obligation, may not be refused by the creditor. Public or Private.[/quote] If I had a dollar for everyone that misunderstood those laws I would have enough money to fund debit card purchas...

[quote]I happened to be house sitting for family friend that night by myself and forgot a gun so I was already slightly on edge.[/quote] Unless you were apartment sitting in the Cabrini Green projects babyback bitch status is fully confirmed. ...