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Posted on 3/18/24 at 5:56 am to sqerty
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You decide not to go places when it gets dark
For a lot of places, that’s just a good rule to live by.
Walmart run at 9pm? Nah, I’ll go when they open at 6am.
This post was edited on 3/18/24 at 9:33 am
Posted on 3/18/24 at 6:20 am to Sus-Scrofa
Adding a second one:
When you're excited to wake up at 5 am to go fishing on a Monday morning. Zero lake traffic and nothing but olds.
When fishing in the morning and smoking a j in the afternoon is the totality of your day's plans, you're doing something right.
When you're excited to wake up at 5 am to go fishing on a Monday morning. Zero lake traffic and nothing but olds.
When fishing in the morning and smoking a j in the afternoon is the totality of your day's plans, you're doing something right.
This post was edited on 3/18/24 at 6:21 am
Posted on 3/18/24 at 6:22 am to Alyosha
Your beard and the hair on your head are two or more different colors.
Posted on 3/18/24 at 6:37 am to Alyosha
When you don't know anyone in the movie.
Posted on 3/18/24 at 8:26 am to Alyosha
Your daughter excitedly tells you she found a really old coin. You say "let me see"; and its from the 1980s.
Posted on 3/18/24 at 9:20 am to VolsOut4Harambe
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When players in the NFL retire at your current age
Or when you realize there’s players in the NFL the same age as one of your kids.
Posted on 3/18/24 at 9:30 am to i am dan
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When you don't know anyone in the movie.
When you realize that Roadhouse came out nearly 35 years ago... when you were a senior... in college. And Top Gun is even older. And you get a solid 8 hours of sleep but you wake up with neck pain because, according to your wife and your neck, apparently, you did it wrong.
Posted on 3/18/24 at 9:36 am to BHM
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Halfway thru masturbating you just quit.
And this has happened to me before
Posted on 3/18/24 at 9:43 am to Traveler
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When 40 year old women are more appealing than 20 year olds.
This right here. When your children are adults you tend to look at the 20 year old crowd in a different manner. Sure, there are some good looking young girls, but the 40 something women are much more appealing than those that could be your children.
Posted on 3/18/24 at 9:45 am to Alyosha
When your tennis shoes have Velcro straps instead of laces.
Posted on 3/18/24 at 9:52 am to Alyosha
Another one for me:
Waking up at 7:00 a.m. on Saturday is considered “sleeping in”……
Waking up at 7:00 a.m. on Saturday is considered “sleeping in”……
Posted on 3/18/24 at 9:56 am to 91TIGER
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This right here. When your children are adults you tend to look at the 20 year old crowd in a different manner. Sure, there are some good looking young girls, but the 40 something women are much more appealing than those that could be your children.
Agreed. It's a little creepy when you realize you have a daughter that age.
Posted on 3/18/24 at 11:24 am to Alyosha
You and your wife go to the pharmacy to get your prescriptions together.
Posted on 3/18/24 at 11:55 am to Alyosha
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You know you’re old when…
You fart dust.
Posted on 3/18/24 at 11:57 am to fallguy_1978
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Agreed. It's a little creepy when you realize you have a daughter that age.
It's big creepy
Posted on 3/18/24 at 1:04 pm to Alyosha
You pull a muscle in your back sitting on the can.
Posted on 3/18/24 at 1:17 pm to 91TIGER
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This right here. When your children are adults you tend to look at the 20 year old crowd in a different manner. Sure, there are some good looking young girls, but the 40 something women are much more appealing than those that could be your children.
This^
I started a thread the other day about a guy stealing a homerun ball from a kid on his 18th birthday and more than one person took issue with me calling the kid a kid. I just told them they’d understand one day.
Posted on 3/18/24 at 1:27 pm to Alyosha
When you just piss in the front yard
Posted on 3/18/24 at 1:30 pm to Fencepimp
Sitting on your balls is a legitimate fear.
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