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Posted on 5/25/23 at 5:55 pm
Posted by Alyosha
Member since Nov 2020
6852 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 5:55 pm
You go to a movie, and you want to take a nap.

Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
176290 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 5:57 pm to
When's the last time your gears were grinded
Posted by BHM
Member since Jun 2012
3172 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 5:58 pm to
Halfway thru masturbating you just quit.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
64295 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:00 pm to
... when you find yourself in a 29 page thread arguing with a stranger about your property taxes.
This post was edited on 5/25/23 at 6:02 pm
Posted by UtDawg
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2023
323 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:01 pm to
You’re excited about a boring weekend

My dad: you’re doorbell is asking to many questions
This post was edited on 5/25/23 at 6:07 pm
Posted by Bubb
Member since Mar 2010
3930 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:03 pm to
You can appreciate a good porch.

You begin enjoying bird-watching.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48890 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:05 pm to
Wife and I are off for 4 days, only kid still living at home is out of state. I asked her what she wanted to do tonight and she said "maybe cook on the grill"
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98397 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:05 pm to
You see a picture of some well know person and think man, he looks awful these days. Then you realize you're older than he is.
This post was edited on 5/26/23 at 6:00 pm
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:05 pm to
quote:

When's the last time your gears were grinded
do you mean 'blown by an over the hill LLOTOT'?
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6445 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:05 pm to
You look forward to waking up for breakfast and coffee
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
24289 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:06 pm to
When 40 year old women are more appealing than 20 year olds.
Posted by Athis
Member since Aug 2016
11751 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:09 pm to
Finally taking a dump... And it is orgasmic...
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13997 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:09 pm to
You’re watching a game and you see Joey Porter Jr, Marvin Harrison Jr, Asante Samuel Jr, etc
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
5162 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:11 pm to
young dickheads tell you to be careful of your back when lifting heavy shite.

I thought of another dumb one.

When you let someone in and they don't give a wave.
This post was edited on 5/30/23 at 7:55 pm
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48890 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:12 pm to
quote:

You’re watching a game and you see Joey Porter Jr, Marvin Harrison Jr, Asante Samuel Jr, etc

I felt that way when Randy Moss & Karl Malone's kids were at LSU.
Posted by AutoYes_Clown
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2012
5182 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:15 pm to
I sneezed last night and it pulled a muscle in my back. My wife thought I was having a heart attack as she walked in the room and I was clinched up in pain on the couch.

Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:17 pm to
When players in the NFL retire at your current age
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98397 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:21 pm to
quote:

When coaches in the NFL retire at your current age
Posted by papasmurf1269
Hells Pass
Member since Apr 2005
20917 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:23 pm to
You know when you say “I’m too old for this“ when all you’re doing is bending over to put your tennis shoes on
Posted by Bubb
Member since Mar 2010
3930 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:25 pm to
You "sleep wrong" one night and you have a weird pain for months.
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