re: Is there a Guacamole shortage that nobody is talking about? 3 different stores, no luck.

Cartels at work.....seriously, avocados are almost as profitable to them as cocaine.

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No Guac Joe >> No Toilet Paper Trump

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We never did without toilet paper.
We are out of guacamole.
Commie.

Please make your own guac; it is laughingly simple to do and always better than that processed kind.

Bro it's May 2nd. The market is never prepared for the masses of white women celebrating Cinco De Mayo

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Please make your own guac; it is laughingly simple to do and always better than that processed kind.

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It's not something that I want very often. We rarely eat that type of snacks.
I'll probably pick up some avocados today and give it a try.

I guess it's just avocado and lime juice? Throw in some green chiles and chopped onion?

Rouses is selling avocados this week at 3 for $.99, so there's definitely no avocado shortage for making guacamole.

Like already mentioned, make your own.

You motherfrickers worry about some weird arse shite

Have you looked at the avacados they are selling?
They are not sending their best, as we have already been advised by The Orange One.

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You motherfrickers worry about some weird arse shite

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The OP was really kind of a joke, it's really not that important.
I just kind of thought it was odd that on the rare occasion that I wanted some guacamole, all the local grocery stores were sold out.
It never crossed my mind about the whole Cinco De Mayo thing until somebody mentioned it here.

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Have you looked at the avacados they are selling?

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At that price, I'm sure there's some picking to do.