Is that real?

Okay had to do a song about this

The Axeman-an original song

The Axeman

[chorus]
We'll I'm the Axeman
(He's the Axeman)
My Address, Six-Six-Six Hell drive,

If I find you in bed,
I'm caving in your head,
And very few I'll leave alive

'Cause I'm the Axeman,
(He's the Axeman)
Yeah I kill 'em with a jaunty jive,

And though I walk with doom,
If I hear jazzy tunes,
Then maybe you just might survive

[verse]
I'm stalking New Orleans,
I love to hear their screams,
They never hear me creeping in,

I'm bringing down my axe,
With brutal bloody whacks,
Yeah Murder is my favorite sin.

[chorus]
'Cause I'm the Axeman
(He's the Axeman)
So my name, don't be forgetting,

Yeah I'm the Axeman,
(He's the Axeman),
I'll leave you with a headache, splitting.

[verse]
My dear, are you afraid?
For I've sharpened up my blade,
If you're lucky then I'll make it quick,

I never find it dull,
When i'm caving in a skull,
And it thrills me when the blood flows thick,

[chorus]
For I'm the Axeman,
(He's the Axeman),
And I'll Axe for nothin but your life,

Yeah I'm the Axeman
(He's the Axeman),
Keep your money, but I'll take your wife

Ha ha ha,

[verse]
Those coppers clueless Oh,
I come and den day go,
So eat your fill and drink your wine,

And you can tell the news,
I'll take just who I choose,
They're gonna need a second Liiii-ine!

[chorus]
'Cause I'm the Axeman,
(He's the Axeman)
Next to me the Ripper's but a pup,

Yeah I'm the Axeman,
(He's the Axeman)
And I'm gonna carve New Orleans up

'Cause I'm the Axeman,

[bridge]
Well I hope you got my letter,
And believe it oh you better,
If you think it's just a hoax, then best beware,

For if not then you'll be screamin'
Might be you who meets the demon,
Unless that midnight jazz is blasting through the air,

Pray that you're spared,

[chorus]
Spared from the Axeman,
(From the Axeman)
You know they never caught me,
never will,

Mmmmhmmmm the Axeman,
(Where's the Axeman?)
Been a long time since I made a kill,

Now the city's filled with scum,
Violent thugs, and worthless bums,
And an axe, perhaps, is what it needs,

I'll leave my address down in Hell,
Tour the city for a spell,
Yeah it's High time that New Orleans bleeds

From the Axeman...

This post was edited on 5/17/24 at 5:39 pm