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You know what mormons do really well?

Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:06 pm
Posted by theballguy
Colorado Springs, CO
Member since Oct 2011
2653 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:06 pm
Bake fricking bread. My son just brought back a loaf of sour dough from Kneaders (the Mormon Chick-Fil-A or the Mormon Panera). It's fricking awesome along with some really good brown ale.

God bless.

ETA: Gotdamn I love this country.
This post was edited on 5/14/24 at 10:07 pm
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14263 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:11 pm to
They also gots that Holy Underwear going for them too.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98365 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:12 pm to
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brown ale.


You're doing it wrong baw
Posted by theballguy
Colorado Springs, CO
Member since Oct 2011
2653 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:12 pm to
Enlighten me.
Posted by Bubb
Member since Mar 2010
3928 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:13 pm to
I thought they didn't drink alcohol?
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29675 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:13 pm to
Is soaking a real thing that they do before marriage?
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
24743 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:13 pm to
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You know what mormons do really well?


Eviscerate wagon trains?
Posted by theballguy
Colorado Springs, CO
Member since Oct 2011
2653 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:13 pm to
quote:

They also gots that Holy Underwear going for them too.



I'm kinda down for it. If you ever get to SLC, check out the Funeral Potatoes. That shite is on.
Posted by theballguy
Colorado Springs, CO
Member since Oct 2011
2653 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:14 pm to
quote:

I thought they didn't drink alcohol?



They don't but I do.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35542 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:14 pm to
Just the tip.
Posted by theballguy
Colorado Springs, CO
Member since Oct 2011
2653 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:14 pm to
quote:

Is soaking a real thing that they do before marriage?



I don't know what that is.

Enlighten me bro.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63228 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:15 pm to
How do they know if what they brew tastes good?
Posted by Jean_Pierre_Ferrari
Member since May 2024
16 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:16 pm to
Jump humping
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
142507 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:16 pm to
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Eviscerate wagon trains?
I considered mentioning this, but I wasn't sure anyone would get the reference
Posted by Snoop Dawg
Member since Sep 2009
2200 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:17 pm to
Answer: own farmland. The LDS ag. land portfolio is quite spectacular.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98365 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:18 pm to
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12659 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:23 pm to
They’re really good at making money. The LDS church essentially operates one of the largest investment funds around.
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
24743 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:25 pm to
quote:

I considered mentioning this, but I wasn't sure anyone would get the reference


I finally beat Kafka to a witty, deep knowledge reply. I consider my work complete


And yeah I’m curious how many will get this as well
Posted by sportsaddit68
Hammond
Member since Sep 2008
5866 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:25 pm to
quote:

Bake fricking bread


The Amish made the best bread I ever tasted.
Posted by gizmothepug
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2015
6614 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:33 pm to
Tale multiple wives, treat women not so well? It’s like Islam for white people in the American West.
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