Is there a Guacamole shortage that nobody is talking about? 3 different stores, no luck.

I told my wife to go grab some today. She said how much, I said all of it.

Stolen elections have consequences

All the protesters bought them out...

All of the “refugees” on their way here through Mexico are eating all the avocados like a locust swarm.

Please make your own guac; it is laughingly simple to do and always better than that processed kind.

Bro it's May 2nd. The market is never prepared for the masses of white women celebrating Cinco De Mayo

Rouses is selling avocados this week at 3 for $.99, so there's definitely no avocado shortage for making guacamole.

Like already mentioned, make your own.

You don’t make your own?

Not too bad of a shortage, I had Mexican last night at a place where I'm a semi- regular and the waitress brought me a free guac appetizer. Like Steve Martin said in My Blue Heaven, "Tipping is pointless, but overtipping, that's where it's at".