Manchester City 2021/2022 Season Thread: CHAMPIONS OF ENGLAND!!!

Hoping for a few good transfers, mate

Fair dinkum.

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That does it. I’m no longer a city fan. That champions league final was embarrassing to say the least. From now on I’m supporting a big club. I’m a Leeds fan now, a fan of a club where they know how to win trophies.

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What the frick did you just fricking say about my club, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in BREXIT philosophy of football, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret tactics conferences in Las Vegas, and have over 300 confirmed City matches watched.

I am trained in BREXIT football and I’m the top shithouser in the entire US Manchester City supporters group. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shite to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the footballing world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can go studs up into your shin in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just what I can get away with on the pitch.

Not only am I extensively trained in the 4-4-2 formation, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the UAE’s bank account and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arse off the face of the continent, you little shite. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shite fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fricking dead, kiddo.

fricking beautiful

My math says that’s just over 57k per day

Unreal

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I hope it’s true, mates

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Spurs are now denying the rumor and sources with Man City say that they would never agree to pay that much. Another rumor is that Man City would include a player to help lower the price for Kane.

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Baws, I have seen on Reddit that the same guy that broke the Wuhan outbreak and the rescheduled match against Everton is saying Grealish will be signed within the week.

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Also, per City Xtra

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Aston Villa are reportedly ready to offer Jack Grealish £200K-a-week, to keep him away from #ManCity - who are prepared to make him the first £100M signing in English football, and remain 'hopeful' of doing so.

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Hahah I hate transfer season.

I saw Grealish has supposedly agreed to terms with City, just hashing out a final fee.

Next tidbit we hear will probably be him extending at Villa lmao

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Yeah, it seems to change every hour. One source will claim one thing. A second source will claim the opposite. A third source will mix the two claims and confuse the shite out of someone.

Also, there was one source yesterday on twatter claiming that he was worried about not being in the starting XI consistently if he went to City

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Baws, I have seen on Reddit that the same guy that broke the Wuhan outbreak and the rescheduled match against Everton is saying Grealish will be signed within the week.

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If Bernardo is out I wouldn't mind it. I love Bernardo but he does his best in KDB's role. Grealish brings a little piss and vinegar with him that this squad needs. Still need a true striker but it isn't a bad signing.