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re: WTF is wrong with the French?

Posted on 4/15/19 at 8:15 pm to
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 4/15/19 at 8:15 pm to
Well, Jackass, your post was worded in such a way to paint Napoleon as infallible and indicative of French culture overall which couldn't be any less true. The failures of Napoleon more closely resemble that of the arrogant, sometimes cowardice, nature of the French people as a whole.

Your didn't even post to specifics of French Military history at all in your post, and yet after I did, vaguely but not inaccurately, you're questioning my understanding? You again did not post specifics to support your argument, rather opting to speak in your own vague platitudes while parroting an opinion we all learned in 6th grade social studies in regards to Napoleon's military tactics.

I'm not the one you want to go to battle with, Jackass. Save your weak attempts at intellectual discussion for someone else who doesn't mind wasting their time.
Posted by Sayre
Felixville
Member since Nov 2011
5503 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 8:46 pm to
quote:

When have the French ever been fighters?




That, without a doubt, is the most idiotic thing I've read in quite a while.

But not surprising on this forum of dullards.

The French are quite possibly the baddest fighters ever. They won more battles over the last thousand years than anyone. shite, ask a Prussian that faced Napoleon or the Germans at Verdun.

Holy shite, you dumb.
This post was edited on 4/15/19 at 8:48 pm
Posted by Rohan Gravy
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2017
18001 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 8:59 pm to
quote:

Nowhere does that insinuate cowardice or an inability to fight, as the OP suggested.


Whoa hold on there...

Are you talking to me?
Are you talking to me?
Are you talking to me?

I didn’t insinuate anything.

My comment was very clear....

I think there was a huge amount of stupidity and incompetence combined with a very little amount of water.



Posted by hoojy
In the fridge with my hot sauce.
Member since Nov 2013
8547 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:01 pm to
You can admit your mistake.

It's a common misconception. I hate spelling without spellcheck.
Posted by Rohan Gravy
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2017
18001 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:05 pm to
???
I’m really lost now
Posted by hoojy
In the fridge with my hot sauce.
Member since Nov 2013
8547 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:13 pm to
Nothing man.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
57132 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:27 pm to
quote:

When have the French ever been fighters?


They were fierce fighters up through World War 1.
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:28 pm to
quote:

Well, Jackass, your post was worded in such a way to paint Napoleon as infallible and indicative of French culture overall which couldn't be any less true. The failures of Napoleon more closely resemble that of the arrogant, sometimes cowardice, nature of the French people as a whole.
quote:

I'm not the one you want to go to battle with, Jackass. Save your weak attempts at intellectual discussion for someone else who doesn't mind wasting their time.


HOLY shite DOUCHE ALERT!

I don't give frick how you interpreted my post.

OP says French are AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN cowards and incapable of fighting.

I mentioned Napoleon and Charlemagne as examples of PAST French military superiority.

You pointed out "Muh WATERLOO!!!" as if that is some sort of retort.

I'm not interested in arguing the point with you, regardless of how much your panties get twisted. My point stands. You are an unhinged loon.

Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
51344 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:43 pm to
Cowards? Read about Dien bien Phu. Heavily outnumbered and slaughtered Viet Minh until they couldn't fight anymore. They were screwed over by their leadership.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:46 pm to
quote:

When have the French ever been fighters?


Obviously not a scholar of history.



Also the vote ratio on that shows how fricking dumb this board as a whole is. Idiots.
This post was edited on 4/15/19 at 9:50 pm
Posted by AbuTheMonkey
Chicago, IL
Member since May 2014
7994 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:48 pm to
quote:

The French have had arguably the best army in Europe for the vast majority of the existence of the United States, going back to before Jamestown.


They probably have the greatest military history of any country in the world and have a direct lineage going back nearly 1500 years.

Clovis, Martel, Charlemagne, William the Conqueror, most of the major Crusader generals, Phillip Augustus, Charles of Anjou, Jeanne d’Arc, Philippe Villiers, Henry IV, Richelieu, Rochambeau, Lafayette, Napoleon (and his numerous gifted subordinates), Foch, LeClerc, DeGaulle, on and on.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:51 pm to
quote:

the french have always been and will always be, cowards!...high level, makeup wearing,sissyass COWARDS!!!


I’m going to go out on a limb and say you haven’t read a book beyond a third grade reading level since your jr high days.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:57 pm to
quote:

Uh. I think you're leaving out a pretty large part of the history of Napoleon to fit your narrative. Remember the whole getting his arse kicked and losing Paris before being exiled thing?


He was still the greatest conquerer since the Khans.
Posted by AbuTheMonkey
Chicago, IL
Member since May 2014
7994 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:57 pm to
quote:

Cowards? Read about Dien bien Phu. Heavily outnumbered and slaughtered Viet Minh until they couldn't fight anymore. They were screwed over by their leadership.


Or even a more recent example: Algeria. They absolutely decimated the enemy and were probably the closest to actually winning a brutal counter-insurgency as any major Western power has ever been post WW2.

The paras and many of the officers of that time were some of the hardest men around - many had fought with the Allies in WW2 (actually, as had many of the insurgents they were fighting), in Vietnam, and then again in Algeria.
Posted by Rohan Gravy
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2017
18001 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:59 pm to
Sid.
Are you sure you’re in Lakeshore and not Bucktown?
Posted by mettematt9
Austin
Member since Oct 2010
672 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 10:02 pm to
quote:

I'm not the one you want to go to battle with, Jackass. Save your weak attempts at intellectual discussion for someone else who doesn't mind wasting their time.


Oh I think you’re exactly the type he wants to fight haha.

Build that house of cards confidence a little higher

This is a good thread. Wondered where all the soldiers who are now professors hang out. Tough and smart.
Posted by Blizzard of Chizz
Member since Apr 2012
18965 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 10:14 pm to
quote:

I don’t know who started the fire, but what are they doing????

Using two garden hoses to put the fire out??


You are talking about a country that surrendered to Germany at the beginning of WW2 because they didn’t want Paris to be destroyed. As to why they weren’t putting much effort into stopping the blaze, it sounds like they were more concerned about saving artifacts before attempting to fight the fire. If I was a betting man, I’d say they didn’t want the full force of the Paris FD raining down millions of gallons of water on the structure before they had a chance to save the art and other treasures. I know that’s backwards thinking but that’s the way the French are. They’d have much rather had the building burn to the ground and save irreplaceable pieces art than to save the building at the expense of the art.
Posted by Rohan Gravy
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2017
18001 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 10:31 pm to
I would have thought most of the artwork would have been removed for the renovation.

Also....
I’m looking at a video of the fire...

It’s an angle shot, so you can see half of the building.

The front and on side.
There is only one fire hose...

There is only one fire hose.

Maybe on the other side where you can’t see in the video, there might be a hundred hoses.

I don’t know.
What do you think?
This post was edited on 4/15/19 at 10:36 pm
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 10:34 pm to
You do give a frick how I interpreted your post. Why respond at all if you didn't you stupid frick

You can't talk about French Military history without mentioning Waterloo amongst other MANY failures that arguably shaped their culture more than the victories. You didn't mention them because it didn't fit your fricking weak attempt at a gotcha you fricking loser.

This is why I dont respond to fricking cucks like you

Calm the frick down Sid, before you over exert yourself

This post was edited on 4/15/19 at 10:37 pm
Posted by Speckhunter2012
Lake Charles
Member since Dec 2012
5771 posts
Posted on 4/15/19 at 10:35 pm to
quote:

They probably have the greatest military history of any country in the world and have a direct lineage going back nearly 1500 years


While I agree that the Modern Day French do appear to resemble most of the descriptions here, we cannot forget that it was the French that stopped the initial Muslim Invasion of Europe.

Question is, where will they stand now? Can they find another Charles Martel?


LINK

Wiki - Battle of Tours - The Battle of Tours followed two decades of Umayyad conquests in Europe which had begun with the invasion of the Visigothic Christian kingdoms of the Iberian Peninsula in 711. These were followed by military expeditions into the Frankish territories of Gaul, former provinces of the Roman Empire. Umayyad military campaigns reached northward into Aquitaine and Burgundy, including a major engagement at Bordeaux and a raid on Autun. Charles's victory is widely believed to have stopped the northward advance of Umayyad forces from the Iberian Peninsula and to have preserved Christianity in Europe during a period when Muslim rule was overrunning the remains of the Byzantine and Persian Empires
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