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Will you die if you eat beans 2 weeks old from the fridg?

Posted on 11/20/24 at 6:47 pm
Posted by 1loyalbamafan
alabama
Member since Mar 2015
4058 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 6:47 pm
...Im about to eat some canned baked beans with hot wings.The canned baked beans were put in the fridge almost two weeks ago...smell, look and tast OK to me.


I looked on the web and the most comon response was yes you will die...but not from the beans.

I laughed out loud and am gonna eat the beans...maybe...i may have a fresh can of cheap beans in the cubbard.

I do agree with those that said yes i would die one day....and may have the shits the next couple of days if the beans have mold or spoilage,


Wish me luck. I'm a divorced bachelor, so it could be a few days before anyone knows I've passed......gas.......or died.
Posted by canyon
MM23
Member since Dec 2003
22206 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 6:47 pm to
No, but Fetterman might invite you to use his poop chute.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75255 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 6:48 pm to
Go for it.
Posted by Hognutz
Member since Sep 2018
2662 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 6:48 pm to
Only your ahole will suffer and anyone in the vicinity.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
143877 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 6:49 pm to
It depends on if they are MAGA green beans or Groomer green beans.

Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
19829 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 6:50 pm to
Nope. just had old red beans and rice. Stayed out on stove for 3 days (first weekend of Nov) and then I noticed one of the dogs checking it out so threw them in the fridge.

Just finished them off. However, none of the dogs will touch them. I'm on my own on this one.
Posted by lsuguy84
Madisonville
Member since Feb 2009
27469 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 6:50 pm to
Posted by IMATIGERFAN
San Antonio, TX
Member since Apr 2007
1531 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 6:51 pm to
This persons vote counts the same as yours.
Posted by 1loyalbamafan
alabama
Member since Mar 2015
4058 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 7:02 pm to
quote:

This persons vote counts the same as yours



um...i don't get it. You saying I'm smart as most that vote?

I agree...but...sometimes think I'm smarter....I'd go qeer long before I'd cut my dick off.
Posted by Nosevens
Member since Apr 2019
19396 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 7:08 pm to
Dude those beans may make you a deep emotionally disturbed Democrat although I very much suspect that it doesn’t matter to you. But it does answer why you are a single person
Posted by Adajax
Member since Nov 2015
8681 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 7:16 pm to
Let us know.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
23173 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 7:17 pm to
It shouldn't kill you
Posted by IMATIGERFAN
San Antonio, TX
Member since Apr 2007
1531 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 7:21 pm to
Nope. I’m saying that even a dumbass like you, that’s posts stupidity on the wrong board, has a vote that counts the same as someone that knows what they’re doing.

Please eat the beans.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
28544 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 7:35 pm to
If they're still in the can you should absolutely throw them away. Otherwise you're probably good. But people have different reactions to food poisoning. Have you had it in the past? If so base your action on your past experience. I'm never had food poisoning that amounted to more than an unpleasant day but I've seen people have very different experiences.
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Charlie Kirk's America
Member since Nov 2007
15012 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 7:43 pm to
No, but you will probably wish you did.
Posted by TigerAxeOK
Where I lay my head is home.
Member since Dec 2016
38083 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 8:35 pm to
quote:

may have the shits the next couple of days if the beans have mold or spoilage
quote:

1loyalbamafan

I can honestly say that I've never seen a username check out so accurately. Not in 8 years of posting and upwards of 30,000 posts has something been so accurate that I just needed a moment to sit back and contemplate.

Thank you for reminding me that I have not seen everything.
Posted by 1loyalbamafan
alabama
Member since Mar 2015
4058 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 8:45 pm to
quote:

I've never seen a username check out so accurately


Fuk you.. (if you mean that in a disparaging way)

I'm full.

Going to bed shortly. I gotta work tomorow.


Now rhat I've sobered up a bit ...this thread does seem a bit out of place. Forgive my buzz altered post.
This post was edited on 11/20/24 at 8:46 pm
Posted by MemphisGuy
Germantown, TN
Member since Nov 2023
14728 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 8:50 pm to
quote:

i may have a fresh can of cheap beans in the cubbard


Umm... what is a cubbard?

Sounds like something Cubbies might have.
This post was edited on 11/20/24 at 8:51 pm
Posted by bamadontcare
Member since Jun 2013
4000 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 8:55 pm to
No. You are a pussy
Posted by UcobiaA
The Gump
Member since Nov 2010
4257 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 9:10 pm to
Look up stevemre1989 on YouTube. You'll be fine eventually. Or not.
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