re: Who do I give my black card to?

Posted by Flats

Member since Jul 2019

21665 posts

Posted on 5/22/20 at 4:49 pm to TbirdSpur2010

I could use some dancing ability.

Posted by miamitiger

Member since Aug 2011

2010 posts

Posted on 5/22/20 at 5:17 pm to TbirdSpur2010

Be prepared for all white guilt you are about to have and a certain body part will shrink

Posted by Bulldogblitz

In my house

Member since Dec 2018

26774 posts

Posted on 5/22/20 at 5:20 pm to TbirdSpur2010

you aren't black anyway. Joe told us.

Posted by themunch

Earth. maybe

Member since Jan 2007

64578 posts

Posted on 5/22/20 at 5:21 pm to TbirdSpur2010

Hang in there brah.

Good times are coming.

Posted by LsuFan_1955

Slidell, La

Member since Jul 2013

1735 posts

Posted on 5/22/20 at 5:23 pm to TbirdSpur2010

quote:
Joe Biden says I can't have it anymore

Planet Fitness honors Black Cards. I have one!

Posted by DeepBlueSea

Member since Jan 2018

773 posts

Posted on 5/22/20 at 5:52 pm to TbirdSpur2010

quote:

Nah I couldn't dance worth a lick to begin with

I feel like my whole life has been a lie.

Posted by kojak

Member since Apr 2020

531 posts

Posted on 5/22/20 at 5:53 pm to TbirdSpur2010

You are now white.

So am I.

Feels good.

Posted by roadGator

Member since Feb 2009

139750 posts

Posted on 5/22/20 at 5:54 pm to tiger7166

Tbird has a limited edition coat already. His dad got it for him at a trump rally.

This post was edited on 5/22/20 at 7:56 pm

Posted by artisticsavant

Member since Mar 2017

5007 posts

Posted on 5/22/20 at 5:58 pm to TbirdSpur2010

Before I put my bid in for it I want to know whether it comes with a boombox (tape deck, no CD) and the ability to breakdance like a... well, one of you people.

Posted by Zap Rowsdower

MissLou, La

Member since Sep 2010

13211 posts

Posted on 5/22/20 at 6:09 pm to TbirdSpur2010

Before I commit to taking it off your hands, how are you at basketball? I know a little shite who needs to be taught a lesson in some horse.

Posted by Pisco

Mayfield, Kentucky

Member since Dec 2019

3726 posts

Posted on 5/22/20 at 6:42 pm to TbirdSpur2010

Will your card increase the size of my anatomy like a bee sting will?

Posted by TbirdSpur2010

ALAMO CITY

Member since Dec 2010

134026 posts

Posted on 5/22/20 at 6:54 pm to miamitiger

quote:
Be prepared for all white guilt you are about to have and a certain body part will shrink

Baby #2 is due in less than a month, so I'm retiring from tBabymaking game, luckily

Posted by TbirdSpur2010

ALAMO CITY

Member since Dec 2010

134026 posts

Posted on 5/22/20 at 6:55 pm to Zap Rowsdower

quote:
Before I commit to taking it off your hands, how are you at basketball?

Worse now than I was before this stupid quarantine closed my local court

Posted by MrLarson

Member since Oct 2014

34984 posts

Posted on 5/22/20 at 7:03 pm to TbirdSpur2010

quote:
Baby #2 is due in less than a month

Congrats man

Can you dunk?

Posted by TbirdSpur2010

ALAMO CITY

Member since Dec 2010

134026 posts

Posted on 5/22/20 at 7:05 pm to MrLarson

quote:
Congrats man

Appreciate it! I'm excited as hell

quote:
Can you dunk?

Hell no. Too damn short and never had springs. Strictly 3 and D, with a smattering of deceptively effective post moves.

This post was edited on 5/22/20 at 7:06 pm

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Posted by davyjones

NELA

Member since Feb 2019

29919 posts

Posted on 5/22/20 at 7:06 pm to TbirdSpur2010

Sell it on the black market.

Couldn't resist.

Posted by Plx1776

Member since Oct 2017

16148 posts

Posted on 5/22/20 at 7:11 pm to TbirdSpur2010

I can't imagine having my "whiteness" taken away if I don't vote a certain way. I'm called a nazi and racist if I don't vote Democrat, sure.. but, it is never to the level of a political party and msm saying that I'm not a real white person if I don't vote a certain way. That would be surreal to me, if it happened.

I can only imagine that it's surreal as hell for black nondemocrats to hear that kind of shite about how they aren't real black people if they don't vote Democrat.