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White Men's votes should count twice
Posted on 3/20/19 at 7:05 am
Posted on 3/20/19 at 7:05 am
The left has come up with some really absurd topics in regards to voting and elections that are obvious attempts to stack the deck in their favor.
-Open borders and illegals being allowed to vote?
-Lowering the voting age to 16?
-Getting rid of the Electoral College?
In response to their absurd and obvious grab to stack the deck, I think its time to offer our own absurd way to stack it the other direction.
I therefore submit to you that white males that have jobs should have their votes count twice.
You want to talk about "White Privilege"? Well, then. Its white male privilege for votes to count twice!!
Why?
Who the heck knows?!
But, if you are going to try an push the other absurd "lets let illegals vote" crap, then why not?!
On Election Day, all a white male needs to do is show up with a check stub from the past month showing that they are employed and BOOM! You get to vote twice! Two trips to the booth for you my friend!
Its time to start using that privilege.
In fact, if you are a white male and have a job and have a clean criminal record YOU CAN VOTE THREE TIMES!!!
But wait! There is more!!!!
If you are a white male with a job and have a clean criminal record AND OWN A FIREARM you can now vote FOUR TIMES on election day! Heck, you can bring your firearm with you to the polling station...
(And you don't want to know how many times you can vote if that firearm is an AR-15!...its CRAZY GOOD!!)
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All you have to do is VOTE FOR ME FOR PRESIDENT!
If I win, then BOOM! You get to vote up to FOUR times! (OR MAYBE MORE!)
:usa:
-Open borders and illegals being allowed to vote?
-Lowering the voting age to 16?
-Getting rid of the Electoral College?
In response to their absurd and obvious grab to stack the deck, I think its time to offer our own absurd way to stack it the other direction.
I therefore submit to you that white males that have jobs should have their votes count twice.
You want to talk about "White Privilege"? Well, then. Its white male privilege for votes to count twice!!
Why?
Who the heck knows?!
But, if you are going to try an push the other absurd "lets let illegals vote" crap, then why not?!
On Election Day, all a white male needs to do is show up with a check stub from the past month showing that they are employed and BOOM! You get to vote twice! Two trips to the booth for you my friend!
Its time to start using that privilege.
In fact, if you are a white male and have a job and have a clean criminal record YOU CAN VOTE THREE TIMES!!!
But wait! There is more!!!!
If you are a white male with a job and have a clean criminal record AND OWN A FIREARM you can now vote FOUR TIMES on election day! Heck, you can bring your firearm with you to the polling station...
(And you don't want to know how many times you can vote if that firearm is an AR-15!...its CRAZY GOOD!!)
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All you have to do is VOTE FOR ME FOR PRESIDENT!
If I win, then BOOM! You get to vote up to FOUR times! (OR MAYBE MORE!)
:usa:
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Posted on 3/20/19 at 7:07 am to TurkeyBaconLeg
a lot of trashy white folks out there, who vote based on how much the gubment can get them too.
Make it "taxpayers (of all races) over some [TBD] amount" and military veterans and I'll probably be with you.
Make it "taxpayers (of all races) over some [TBD] amount" and military veterans and I'll probably be with you.
This post was edited on 3/20/19 at 7:09 am
Posted on 3/20/19 at 7:41 am to TurkeyBaconLeg
quote:oh do tell!
The left has come up with some really absurd topics in regards to voting and elections that are obvious attempts to stack the deck in their favor.
quote:lie and lie. no one wants "open" borders, youve been lied to about this for so long you take it as fact.
-Open borders and illegals being allowed to vote?
theres also no national movement anywhere on any level to allow illegals to vote. grow up.
quote:how does that help the left and not the right?
-Lowering the voting age to 16?
quote:the right has lost the popular vote in 6 of the last presidential 7 elections, of course youd want to cling to the only thing keeping you relevant, because the people sure as hell dont want you.
-Getting rid of the Electoral College?
Posted on 3/20/19 at 7:43 am to TurkeyBaconLeg
16 year olds will never vote
And white mens vote will never count as 2
Good Day, Sir
And white mens vote will never count as 2
Good Day, Sir
Posted on 3/20/19 at 7:44 am to TurkeyBaconLeg
quote:
White Men's votes should count twice
Uhhhhhh no.....but if you're a tax paying, law abiding citizen then you can vote as many times as you want......would provide a incentive for others to follow suit.
Posted on 3/20/19 at 7:48 am to MastrShake
quote:
of course youd want to cling to the only thing keeping you relevant,
Yeah, that "only thing" called the constitution that you communist hate, that has created the greatest nation the earth has ever seen
Posted on 3/20/19 at 7:51 am to MastrShake
Posted on 3/20/19 at 7:53 am to TurkeyBaconLeg
We get satire or sarcasm but with a name like TurkeyBacon frick you bc turkey bacon sucks arse
Posted on 3/20/19 at 7:55 am to MastrShake
quote:
he right has lost the popular vote in 6 of the last presidential 7 elections, of course youd want to cling to the only thing keeping you relevant, because the people sure as hell dont want you.
I was with you (mostly) up to here. The formation of a UNITED "States" was done under the proviso that the smaller STATES would receive the more appropriate representation. I think it was wise then and remains wise today. We are NOT a direct "democracy" and I hope we never will be.
In fact, it would be a much better start to repeal the 17th than to delete the Electoral College
This post was edited on 3/20/19 at 7:59 am
Posted on 3/20/19 at 7:56 am to MastrShake
You are a horrible poster. I liked you much better writing semi humorous stuff about celebs.
Posted on 3/20/19 at 7:57 am to TOKEN
quote:
16 year olds will never vote
Don't bet on that. The Dims will allow them to vote on line using facial recognition, or some such.
Posted on 3/20/19 at 7:59 am to MastrShake
quote:
the right has lost the popular vote in 6 of the last presidential 7 elections, of course youd want to cling to the only thing keeping you relevant, because the people sure as hell dont want you.
Lol electoral college ain't going nowhere baw!
Posted on 3/20/19 at 8:01 am to Wtodd
quote:
We get satire or sarcasm but with a name like TurkeyBacon frick you bc turkey bacon sucks arse
YOU FAIL!
Its not Turkey Bacon!
Its a TURKEY LEG WRAPPED WITH BACON!!! Look at my Avatar!!
Who the hell doesn't LIKE THAT!???
Posted on 3/20/19 at 8:03 am to MastrShake
quote:
the right has lost the popular vote in 6 of the last presidential 7 elections, of course youd want to cling to the only thing keeping you relevant, because the people sure as hell dont want you.
It's almost like we've been campaigning a lot more regionally than the Democrats.
Posted on 3/20/19 at 8:04 am to TOKEN
quote:
And white mens vote will never count as 2
Good Day, Sir
It was not written as a serious proposal. Look up the word "absurd".
Good day asshat.
Posted on 3/20/19 at 8:05 am to TurkeyBaconLeg
quote:
YOU FAIL!
IYO
quote:
Who the hell doesn't LIKE THAT!???
Why do you hate turkey? Why do you hate bacon? Both are alphas and should never be comingled.
Posted on 3/20/19 at 8:07 am to MastrShake
quote:
no one wants "open" borders,
link please.
Posted on 3/20/19 at 8:07 am to MastrShake
quote:
-Lowering the voting age to 16?
how does that help the left and not the right?
Because a 16 year old is dumber than an 18 year old and therefor even more likely to vote for stupid shite, aka Dem.
Posted on 3/20/19 at 8:09 am to Wtodd
quote:
but if you're a tax paying, law abiding citizen then you can vote as many times as you want......would provide a incentive for others to follow suit.
why bother? anyone can vote multiple times now. you need a registered voter and you can show up and proclaim to be that person. go to another poll, do the same. swap a shirt, go back to the first with another name....and on and on. or...you can just vote proxy for your deceased grandparents and parents.
Posted on 3/20/19 at 8:36 am to TurkeyBaconLeg
Feel like you are hiding behind the word satire.
In your honest opinion, would you like for white men’s vote to count as 2 and would you think that the USA would be better of it did?
In your honest opinion, would you like for white men’s vote to count as 2 and would you think that the USA would be better of it did?
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