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What if the Russian dossier turns out to be sort of true?

Posted on 4/26/18 at 7:35 am
Posted by SirWinston
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Posted on 4/26/18 at 7:35 am
... I'm not saying that Trump knew about it, planned it, or was anything other than an unwitting victim of a prank / display of power by Putin.

But think about it... in the nearly three years since our beloved GEOTUS first emerged in our lives politically, the most ludicrous scenario had turned out to be the one that our simulation machine seems to favour. Think about Putin and his past. Think about how Russians operate, and what a high-ranking KGB officer has to do (and has done) in order to stay on top of influential people and stay in power.

Is this madness? This is fricking madness! We’re just along for the ride, mates. Let the champagne flow!
This post was edited on 4/26/18 at 8:48 am
Posted by jamboybarry
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Posted on 4/26/18 at 7:36 am to
Kanye's on the train now bro. We aren't worried about golden showers any longer.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
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Posted on 4/26/18 at 7:36 am to
Its not real wimston.
Posted by SirWinston
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Posted on 4/26/18 at 7:38 am to
I could see a scenario in which he didn’t realize what was going to happen until it did. Like he was just watching these hot ladies because of Russian culture and that he was flattered that Putin arranged this for him... and then it took a turn.

I don’t BELIEVE this to be true... but I wouldn’t be stunned if it were.
This post was edited on 4/26/18 at 7:40 am
Posted by GRTiger
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Posted on 4/26/18 at 7:38 am to
quote:

Kanye's on the train now bro. We aren't worried about golden showers any longer.


I wonder where R Kelly sits in all this.
Posted by WPBTiger
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Posted on 4/26/18 at 7:40 am to
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What if

my aunt had nuts, she would be my uncle.
Posted by SirWinston
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Posted on 4/26/18 at 7:43 am to
Btw this thread is designed to have you imagine the insanely hilarious melt if Trump wins despite Putin arranging a golden shower by Moscow prostitutes on the bed that Barrack and Michelle slept on.

Can you imagine Rachel Maddow’s mindset in December of 2020 after Trump wins re-election with the American public knowing about it?
Posted by Gaspergou202
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Posted on 4/26/18 at 7:43 am to

IT’S NOT TRUE, AND PRETENDING WON’T MAKE IT SO.
Posted by ApexTiger
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Posted on 4/26/18 at 7:45 am to
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What if the Russian dossier turns out to be true


What if the ex FBI director and Hillary end up sharing the same cell?

How long before they piss on each other?

This post was edited on 4/26/18 at 7:46 am
Posted by VoxDawg
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Posted on 4/26/18 at 7:47 am to
Let's say he did pee on some sloots - just for argument's sake - I'd rank that unsubstantiated rumor as less damning than the ones that say HRC is a pedophiliac Satanist.
Posted by RCDfan1950
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Posted on 4/26/18 at 7:50 am to
Rush said yesterday that He wouldn't be surprised if a fake video/recording pops up with gals peeing on a bed. Whoppee. I don't really care; Trump is doing a jam up job and if He did indeed pay some some yahoos to dis Obama's bed...I'd LMAO.

Within the next few months...Jeff Sessions is going to be FORCED to act....decisively so. Or He'll be gone and McConnell with be FORCED to go nuclear and ram through a REAL Attorney General...who respects and defends Rule of Law.
Posted by Erin Go Bragh
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Posted on 4/26/18 at 7:52 am to
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my aunt had nuts, she would be my uncle.

That was always a good response to a "what if" scenario in the past, but It's 2018 and testicles are no longer a requirement for you to have a new uncle.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
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Posted on 4/26/18 at 8:06 am to
quote:

What if hillary lost the election turns out to be true?

what if we all died in our sleep last night and dont know it yet?

what if politicians dont lie and we just are misunderstanding things they say?

what if?


there FIFY
This post was edited on 4/26/18 at 8:08 am
Posted by autauga
Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 4/26/18 at 8:10 am to
Want to really make them scream? Tell them you support Trump BECAUSE of the dossier.
Posted by rebeloke
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Posted on 4/26/18 at 8:10 am to
If my aunt had balls she be my uncle.
Posted by PsychTiger
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Posted on 4/26/18 at 8:12 am to
quote:

What if the ex FBI director and Hillary end up sharing the same cell?


Would never happen. There are prohibitions against cruel and unusual punishment that would protect the ex FBI director from such a scenario.
Posted by griswold
Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 4/26/18 at 8:14 am to
Hiring a couple of ho’s to piss on a bed that Barry and Michael had already slept in seems to be some horrible crime. Yet all the shitshow on the Dem side from debate questions given to hillary to U1, to Pizzagate, to Tarmac meeting to 30,000 missing emails to Benghazi is just a big ole yawn, let’s move on.
Biggest pile of bullshite ever.
Posted by SirWinston
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Posted on 4/26/18 at 8:26 am to
quote:

Rush said yesterday that He wouldn't be surprised if a fake video/recording pops up with gals peeing on a bed. Whoppee. I don't really care; Trump is doing a jam up job and if He did indeed pay some some yahoos to dis Obama's bed...I'd LMAO.


I kind of think there's a chance it's somewhat true.

When you consider Trump kind of purposely misstating his time in Moscow
When you consider how easily flattered Trump is
When you consider how mischievous Putin is (remember the dog with Merkel?)
When you consider what Putin told Trump about prostitutes
When you consider how scared Trump seemed to be about Melania believing it
When you consider that Putin is a showman and loves to show his power, he could easily have sent a "gift" to Trump's suite without consulting with Trump just loving the fact at how shocked and uncomfortable Trump would be.

I could totally see a scenario when Trump shows up back to his suite, there are 4 gorgeous Moscow prostitutes there drinking and having fun. Trump is with a few people - associates, handlers, etc because he would be afraid of being alone in a strange city.

The prostitutes (under orders from Putin) start to pee on the bed. I mean - it's insane but it's also following a logical story arc. Who would make this shite up if there wasn't some truth to it?

In no way changes my support of Trump. He's not into that stuff (not that I'd care if he were). He had no knowledge of what was going to happen. He might have even laughed or something and just chalked it up to crazy Russian culture.
This post was edited on 4/26/18 at 8:28 am
Posted by Gaspergou202
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Member since Jun 2016
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Posted on 4/26/18 at 8:35 am to
SirWinston:
I Kind of THINK
there’s a chance
it’s somewhat true
Posted by Ebbandflow
Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 4/26/18 at 8:38 am to
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Btw this thread is designed to have you imagine the insanely hilarious melt if Trump wins despite Putin arranging a golden shower by Moscow prostitutes on the bed that Barrack and Michelle slept on.


This about sums up the maturity level of a trump fanatic. I swear they're probably other morons like you that believe that God wanted that bed to be pee'd on.
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