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We went to Pureflix as an alternate to Disney+ for the kids. There's a downside

Posted on 5/4/22 at 11:34 am
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 11:34 am
So we dropped our Disney+ subscription and moved to Pureflix, a Christian streaming platform.

So my 7 year old and 4 year old have been watching Veggie Tales and Bibleman a bunch these last few weeks. They begged us to buy them their own bibles, and now they pause it at the start of every episode to look up the referenced verse in their own bibles (the 4 year old gets help from her brother).

Sounds great, right?

Well this weekend we discovered a downside. Sunday afternoon, my 7 year old dressed up in a knight costume he had, and grabbed a sword and shield trying to head out the front door. My wife asked him what he thought he was doing, and he said he had prayed to God and God told him to start a 10th crusade and liberate the Holy Land. When I tried to stop him, he just kept saying "No dad, Deus Vult!" over and over and hitting me with his foam sword.

Other than the extra lock we had to put on the front door, its a great streaming platform though. 10/10 would recommend.

Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 11:35 am to
This sounds like a platform right out of the movie Fletch Lives.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6398 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 11:38 am to
quote:

When I tried to stop him, he just kept saying "No dad, Deus Vult!" over and over and hitting me with his foam sword


Congrats on birthing a badass
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79605 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 11:40 am to
quote:

said he had prayed to God and God told him to start a 10th crusade and liberate the Holy Land.


Who are you to say He didn’t?
Posted by EasterEgg
New Orleans Metro
Member since Sep 2018
4810 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 11:43 am to
Have your first upvote. This made me laugh.
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
19909 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 11:44 am to
Nobody stood up and clapped?
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 11:48 am to
No. No one claps for another crusade.
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