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We now know WHY the Virginia Tech LB beat a man to death: He got Catfished on Tinder

Posted on 6/10/21 at 1:00 pm
Posted by L.A.
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Member since Aug 2003
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Posted on 6/10/21 at 1:00 pm
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A freshman Virginia Tech linebacker charged with murder told cops he fatally beat a man – breaking every bone in his face – for catfishing him on Tinder, prosecutors said.

Isimemen David Etute, 18, told cops he went to the Blacksburg apartment of 40-year-old Jerry Smith in April for oral sex after matching up with someone named “Angie” on Tinder, the Roanoke Times reported.

Etute then returned to the apartment on May 31 for another meet-up, at which point he discovered the person he had matched up with this time was male, according to Assistant Commonwealth’s Attorney Jason Morgan, citing details the now-suspended linebacker told cops.

Etute told investigators he punched Smith five times in the face and “stomped” on him, but didn’t call police despite hearing “bubbling and gurgling” from the victim as he left the apartment. Cops found the badly beaten man’s body one day later, the newspaper reported.

NY Post


Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
19432 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 1:02 pm to
Dude must have sucked him good last time for him to go get a second helping of sloppy toppy.
This post was edited on 6/10/21 at 1:06 pm
Posted by pjab
Member since Mar 2016
5643 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 1:02 pm to
Manslaughter. Out in 2-3.
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 1:02 pm to
Who doesn’t like fried catfish?
Posted by AURaptor
South
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Posted on 6/10/21 at 1:02 pm to


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I thought his defense at first was that he showed up thinking he was going to meet a girl, and the girl turned out to be a 40-year-old male. That’s when he went off on him. So to say .

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Isimemen David Etute, 18, told cops he went to the Blacksburg apartment of 40-year-old Jerry Smith in April for oral sex after matching up with someone named “Angie” on Tinder, the Roanoke Times reported. Etute then returned to the apartment on May 31 …for another meet-up, at which point he discovered the person he had matched up with this time was male, according to Assistant Commonwealth’s Attorney Jason Morgan, citing details the now-suspended linebacker told cops



Wait, hold up.

Seriously????



This post was edited on 6/10/21 at 1:10 pm
Posted by bad93ex
Member since Sep 2018
26994 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 1:02 pm to
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Isimemen David Etute, 18, told cops he went to the Blacksburg apartment of 40-year-old Jerry Smith in April for oral sex after matching up with someone named “Angie” on Tinder, the Roanoke Times reported.

Etute then returned to the apartment on May 31 for another meet-up, at which point he discovered the person he had matched up with this time was male, according to Assistant Commonwealth’s Attorney Jason Morgan, citing details the now-suspended linebacker told cops.


I guess he couldn't feel the mustache the first time around...
Posted by Wildcat1996
Lexington, KY
Member since Jul 2020
5901 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 1:08 pm to
So if I get this right, he went to the tranny's house and got some head not knowing it was a dude. He goes back, discovers reality, and beats "Angie" to death.

Semi-off topic question. If you misrepresent yourself for sex, should it constitute sexual assault?
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6404 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 1:09 pm to
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Semi-off topic question. If you misrepresent yourself for sex, should it constitute sexual assault?


Yes
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 1:11 pm to
The OT had some interesting responses on said topic.

Posted by AURaptor
South
Member since Aug 2018
11958 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 1:11 pm to
quote:

Semi-off topic question. If you misrepresent yourself for sex, should it constitute sexual assault?


Did you happen to see the latest wonder woman movie?

Posted by nastywideouts
Member since Sep 2018
1439 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 1:11 pm to
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Semi-off topic question. If you misrepresent yourself for sex, should it constitute sexual assault?
Not unless you were forced to do it. If you found out something later that upset you, then that's on you. Maybe you shouldn't have sex with someone that you don't truly know.
This post was edited on 6/10/21 at 1:12 pm
Posted by Wildcat1996
Lexington, KY
Member since Jul 2020
5901 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 1:12 pm to
No. I'm heterosexual.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78328 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 1:14 pm to
Before we poke holes in all these stories let’s just take a second to consider how humiliation and embarrassment and the potential for reputation destruction can destroy lives.
Posted by LSUROXS
Texas
Member since Sep 2006
7145 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 1:16 pm to
Posted by MojoGuyPan
Intercession City, Florida
Member since Jun 2018
2797 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 1:16 pm to
My daddy always said a mouth is a mouth.
Posted by Wildcat1996
Lexington, KY
Member since Jul 2020
5901 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 1:19 pm to
quote:

If you found out something later that upset you, then that's on you. Maybe you shouldn't have sex with someone that you don't truly know.


Hold on there. If you fail to disclose you have HIV prior to sex, you can be charged for a crime.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
78893 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 1:26 pm to
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Hold on there. If you fail to disclose you have HIV prior to sex, you can be charged for a crime.


Impersonating a chick isn't a crime. Hell, they do story hour at the library with such people
Posted by Lynxrufus2012
Central Kentucky
Member since Mar 2020
12060 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 1:44 pm to
Tough matchup for the left wing media in the WOKE 8 team playoffs .

BLM Vs Feminists

Tranny vs Gays

Climate Change vs White Racism

Asian Hate vs. Insurrectionists


BLM won the first game against feminists thanks to OXFAM
Tranny defeated Gays in their matchup.

BLM won versus Tranny because Tranny can't testify. It is dead.

Climate change though still remains the favorite to win it all according to sleepy Joe. They defeated white racism yesterday and defeated Insurrectionists today

Final Game BLM vs Climate Change

who do you have?
Posted by Jack Bauers HnK
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
5701 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 1:52 pm to
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Hold on there. If you fail to disclose you have HIV prior to sex, you can be charged for a crime.


That actually causes physical harm. Sex with a man made hole you mistook for a vagina or a male mouth you though was female would be more pertinent hypotheticals.
Posted by Wildcat1996
Lexington, KY
Member since Jul 2020
5901 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 1:56 pm to
Harm can be physical, mental, or both.

The relevant issue hear is the failure to disclose information that allows the other party to make an informed consentual decision.
This post was edited on 6/10/21 at 1:59 pm
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