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Update: FBI Finds No Incriminating Material On Hunter's Laptop (Babylon Bee)
Posted on 10/23/20 at 11:18 am
Posted on 10/23/20 at 11:18 am
quote:
Update: FBI Finds No Incriminating Material On Hunter's Laptop, Just A 400-Gigabyte Folder Named 'Homework'
quote:
WASHINGTON, D.C.—The FBI is reporting they've discovered no incriminating material, pornography, or any other illicit materials on Hunter Biden's laptop. All they could find was a 400-gigabyte folder named "HOMEWORK."
"Yep, nothing bad on here," said one agent as he clicked around on the laptop. "It's squeaky clean -- the only thing he had on here was tons and tons of homework. Seems like he was a really studious individual."
"Oh, Hunter? I didn't even know he was taking classes," said Joe Biden. "Good for him. That kid always had a good head on his shoulders. You know what they say, the apple that doesn't fall far from the, you know, the thing, that apple gets all the worms."
"Our hands are tied here," said the FBI agent, shrugging. "We have nothing on him. He was just an upstanding individual that did a lot -- and I mean a lot -- of homework."
At publishing time, FBI agents had discovered another folder labeled "NOTHING TO SEE HERE PLEASE DO NOT OPEN THANK YOU."
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This post was edited on 10/23/20 at 11:27 am
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Posted on 10/23/20 at 11:18 am to upgrayedd
You got me. I think in this situation you should put Satire in the title
This post was edited on 10/23/20 at 11:19 am
Posted on 10/23/20 at 11:18 am to upgrayedd
The Bee?
Posted on 10/23/20 at 11:18 am to upgrayedd
I swear to god I thought this was real until I hovered over the link to double check
Posted on 10/23/20 at 11:19 am to upgrayedd
the bee got me
Posted on 10/23/20 at 11:19 am to upgrayedd
I thought this was real. I have been waiting for it for days... You got me, have an upvote.
Posted on 10/23/20 at 11:19 am to theunknownknight
quote:
The Bee?
They are unbelievably prolific or they have a huge staff coming up with this stuff
Posted on 10/23/20 at 11:19 am to upgrayedd
FBI needs to be in the Bee every day...
Posted on 10/23/20 at 11:20 am to GEAUXmedic
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You got me. I think in this situation you should put Satire in the title
Nah, that's no fun
Posted on 10/23/20 at 11:20 am to upgrayedd
The Bee 
Posted on 10/23/20 at 11:21 am to upgrayedd
You momentarily raised my blood pressure.
Posted on 10/23/20 at 11:21 am to upgrayedd
You got me too, very plausible, ugh!
Posted on 10/23/20 at 11:21 am to upgrayedd
Sob. "They had us in the 1st half, not gonna lie."
Posted on 10/23/20 at 11:22 am to Erin Go Bragh
It's Friday, bitches
Posted on 10/23/20 at 11:22 am to upgrayedd
Saw thread title:
Then, saw Babylon Bee link:
Then, saw Babylon Bee link:
Posted on 10/23/20 at 11:23 am to upgrayedd
you got me.
have an upvote.
have an upvote.
Posted on 10/23/20 at 11:23 am to upgrayedd
quote:
Update: FBI Finds No Incriminating Material On Hunter's Laptop
A lot of people will get stung by the bee on this one.
Posted on 10/23/20 at 11:23 am to upgrayedd
Thank god for honest reporting
Posted on 10/23/20 at 11:25 am to GEAUXmedic
Yep - in this particular era, the title worried me - but introduction of the "homework" file in the first quote calmed me to "another Babylon Bee-type" moment.
BUT it does sound exactly like what I would expect to see if I ventured onto CNN/MSNBC/cabal.
BUT it does sound exactly like what I would expect to see if I ventured onto CNN/MSNBC/cabal.
Posted on 10/23/20 at 11:25 am to upgrayedd
Folder named “ Definitely NOT kiddie porn “
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