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Trump's latest effort to keep support from suburban women.....
Posted on 10/21/20 at 7:54 am
Posted on 10/21/20 at 7:54 am
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Trump Tries To Win Suburban Women By Starring In Series Of Romance Novels
Babylon Bee
WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Donald Trump has been having trouble lately with one key demographic: suburban women. In a sure bet to win them over, Trump will be starring in his very own series of steamy romance novels.
“If there’s one thing suburban women love,” Trump told the press, “it’s a steamy romance novel where women get to imagine themselves with a real winner instead of their loser husbands who remind them of Sleepy Joe.”
In the first novel, Orange Passion, a woman is stolen away by dashing pirate Donald Trump into a bodice-ripping adventure. The first installment will be followed by other novels starring Trump in different time periods -- such as Trump as a cowboy and Trump as a duke -- though Trump has specified none will have sci-fi or fantasy elements, since “that’s for dorks.”
“So now women are going to fantasize about me!” Trump added, “That's pretty usual for me. I’m used to it. But they’ll be able to make that fantasy a reality on Election Day.” Trump then winked and said, “Remember: The voting booth is private.”
The Biden campaign says they’re not worried about Trump’s new tactics since Biden always likes to “sneak up on women from behind” anyway
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Posted on 10/21/20 at 7:56 am to goofball
Trump should retweet that 
Posted on 10/21/20 at 7:57 am to SDVTiger
Jail the Biden’s; protect the kids......
Posted on 10/21/20 at 8:00 am to goofball
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The Biden campaign says they’re not worried about Trump’s new tactics since Biden always likes to “sneak up on women from behind” anyway
Posted on 10/21/20 at 8:00 am to SDVTiger
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Trump should retweet that
He should with a gag.
"Normally, the artists paint unrealistic men on a romance novel cover. This looks pretty accurate."
Posted on 10/21/20 at 8:02 am to goofball
"Orange Passion"
Posted on 10/21/20 at 8:11 am to DMAN1968
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"Orange Passion"
"Four more years of ecstasy"
Posted on 10/21/20 at 8:18 am to goofball
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“If there’s one thing suburban women love,” Trump told the press, “it’s a steamy romance novel where women get to imagine themselves with a real winner instead of their loser husbands who remind them of Sleepy Joe.”
The funniest part is: this is reality. No matter how much your OT 7 suburban soccer mom pretends they don't like Trump because he's too "mean" or "rude" or whatever... deep down inside they want an alpha male in the sack with them every night.
Posted on 10/21/20 at 8:26 am to BayBengal9
quote:quote:The funniest part is: this is reality. No matter how much your OT 7 suburban soccer mom pretends they don't like Trump because he's too "mean" or "rude" or whatever... deep down inside they want an alpha male in the sack with them every night.
“If there’s one thing suburban women love,” Trump told the press, “it’s a steamy romance novel where women get to imagine themselves with a real winner instead of their loser husbands who remind them of Sleepy Joe.”
Posted on 10/21/20 at 8:35 am to AggieHank86
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That's for the black suburban women, thanks for posting
That's for the black suburban women, thanks for posting
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