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True Story: My Protected Class Heritage #fractionaltraces
Posted on 10/15/18 at 12:28 pm
Posted on 10/15/18 at 12:28 pm
I have always thought of my self as a regular American, nothing special. My Mom was born in Michigan and my Dad was a cracka from rural Mississippi. They had me and raised me in the Red Stick around a bunch of crazy cajuns.
I've always known that I'm a direct descendant of Daniel Boone and there is some Indian lineage back up the line.
What I learned, and this is published history, is that my great great grandfather (a Boone) killed a choctaw Indian Chief in order to marry his daughter, whom he had 7 children with. One of those children is my great grandmother.
That makes my grandmother 1/4 Choctaw, my mother 1/8 so I'm 1/16th.
Now that I've established, with way more than the new establishment minimum that I am a Native American I want my casino money.
Moreover, Ansestry.com returned the result of my great great great grandmother on my father's side as African or other these means I'm like 1/32 black.
I intend to change my name to He Who Looks Like Cracka and I can now use the N word! Sup Bitches
I've always known that I'm a direct descendant of Daniel Boone and there is some Indian lineage back up the line.
What I learned, and this is published history, is that my great great grandfather (a Boone) killed a choctaw Indian Chief in order to marry his daughter, whom he had 7 children with. One of those children is my great grandmother.
That makes my grandmother 1/4 Choctaw, my mother 1/8 so I'm 1/16th.
Now that I've established, with way more than the new establishment minimum that I am a Native American I want my casino money.
Moreover, Ansestry.com returned the result of my great great great grandmother on my father's side as African or other these means I'm like 1/32 black.
I intend to change my name to He Who Looks Like Cracka and I can now use the N word! Sup Bitches
This post was edited on 10/15/18 at 2:02 pm
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Posted on 10/15/18 at 12:42 pm to More&Les
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my great great grandfather (a Boone) killed a choctaw Indian Chief in order to marry his daughter
So you're the decedent of a white conqueror who killed a Native person and raped his innocent daughter?
Congrats on the SJW Gulags.
Posted on 10/15/18 at 12:50 pm to More&Les
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That makes my grandmother 1/4 Choctaw, my mother 1/8 so I'm 1/16th.
Enjoy Harvard. Hell, tell them you are trans and plan to run for political office. They might just give you a degree on the spot.
Posted on 10/15/18 at 12:51 pm to Antonio Moss
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So you're the decedent of a white conqueror who killed a Native person and raped his innocent daughter?
Congrats on the SJW Gulags.
She warned her soon to be husband (the Boone) that her father (the Chief) intended to kill him and he shot the chief while he was stalking them so it was self defense.
Also, the remained married to each other until he died an old man so sick it snowflake...
I feel oppressed
Posted on 10/15/18 at 12:51 pm to More&Les
“My grandpa was Dutch Irish and my grandma was lesbian so that makes me quarter-lesbian!”
Posted on 10/15/18 at 12:53 pm to More&Les
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self defense
The concept of justifiable self-defense was imagined up by a bunch of old white men with the sole purpose of protecting the patriarchy.
So, no dice.
Posted on 10/15/18 at 12:57 pm to Antonio Moss
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self defense
The concept of justifiable self-defense was imagined up by a bunch of old white men with the sole purpose of protecting the patriarchy.
So, no dice.
My people don't recognize your patriarchy and I feel like you are oppressing me all over again!
I demand an apology and you need to quit your job!
Posted on 10/15/18 at 12:57 pm to CoachChappy
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1/4 Choctaw,
...and Tennessee outlaw.
You're just like that old C&W song.
Posted on 10/15/18 at 1:00 pm to stat19
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You're just like that old C&W song.
no chipewa and my peoples are Louisiana Outlaws...
Posted on 10/15/18 at 1:05 pm to Antonio Moss
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So you're the decedent of a white conqueror who killed a Native person and raped his innocent daughter?
Congrats on the SJW Gulags.
You're missing THE MOST important qualifier of all.......is he a registered Democrat?
Because that would change everything.
Posted on 10/15/18 at 1:20 pm to More&Les
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no chipewa and my peoples are Louisiana Outlaws...
Posted on 10/15/18 at 1:59 pm to McChowder
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You're missing THE MOST important qualifier of all.......is he a registered Democrat?
Because that would change everything.
I may register as a dem now, and sign my business up for minority and 8a status....
ima be rich bitches, and yall better check your oppressive white privilege, I will not be silent any longer!!
Fractional traces are races too! #fractionaltraces
This post was edited on 10/15/18 at 2:01 pm
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