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Toilet Paper Crisis SOLVED!!!
Posted on 4/1/20 at 12:44 pm
Posted on 4/1/20 at 12:44 pm
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Posted on 4/1/20 at 12:47 pm to Loserman
Posted on 4/1/20 at 12:48 pm to Loserman
I got a bidet from Amazon.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 12:50 pm to ThinePreparedAni
It’s like Zombieland, where they use 100 dollars bills to wipe everything with, cause it’s useless as currency
Posted on 4/1/20 at 1:12 pm to CamdenTiger
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cause it’s useless as currency
Yep. That's what I was hoping people would learn from this exercise.
If our situation became grave, ie truck drivers/grocers strike and essentials became scarce, what good are dollars going to do for us?
It's about trade. I have toilet paper and you have bottled water. We come to a mutually agreeable understanding and we both win. Oh, but the government can't exactly tax that now can they?
Let's just print a ton of paper and act like it has value.
If I can't eat it and it can't provide me shelter or any basic survival, it's got no value.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 1:21 pm to BeNotDeceivedGal6_7
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what good are dollars going to do for us?
Ask your local weed connection. They have a pulse on such things.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 1:43 pm to ThinePreparedAni
Bevis was 26 years ahead of us.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 2:54 pm to GumboPot
Used coffee filters if you shake out the grounds are a reliable substitute.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 2:55 pm to BeNotDeceivedGal6_7
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If I can't eat it and it can't provide me shelter or any basic survival, it's got no value.
ok. great. can you Venmo me all of yours? thanks
Posted on 4/1/20 at 2:59 pm to Loserman
We don't have a shortage, we just overuse what we got. Take one sheet, poke your finger through the middle of it, run your finger over your anus and then wipe your finger. It works. Problem solved.
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