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TigerVespamon
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To Improve Olympic Chances, US Women's Soccer Team Replaced By...
To Improve Olympic Chances, US Women's Soccer Team Replaced By 15-Year-Old Boys Team In Wigs



TOKYO—After the U.S. women's team's embarrassing loss to Sweden in this year's Olympics, America is hoping to come back and regain the gold in the tournament by replacing all the women with a high-school boys team.

"We will have all the boys wear brightly colored wigs, which is the only thing needed to qualify them as women under the current rules," said head coach Vlatko Andonovski. "These 15-year-old boys completely smoked the U.S. women's team a few years ago, so we're confident they'll destroy the competition."

The boys have said they will prepare this evening by eating some pizza rolls and playing Playstation all night. In the morning they will be issued their wigs and head off to utterly dominate every game for the rest of the tournament.

Unfortunately, their plans may have hit a snag, as the New Zealand team is entirely made up of fully grown trans women bodybuilders.

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captainFid
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re: To Improve Olympic Chances, US Women's Soccer Team Replaced By...
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"We will have all the boys wear brightly colored wigs, which is the only thing needed to qualify them as women under the current rules,"


Because the BB is right on target... again. The headlines almost write themselves.



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Sid in Lakeshore
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re: To Improve Olympic Chances, US Women's Soccer Team Replaced By...
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The boys have said they will prepare this evening by eating some pizza rolls and playing Playstation all night. In the morning they will be issued their wigs and head off to utterly dominate every game for the rest of the tournament.


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Gaspergou202
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re: To Improve Olympic Chances, US Women's Soccer Team Replaced By...
If only the men’s third tier team would self identify as transsexual lesbians, we would have guaranteed gold to the end of time!


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John Gotti
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re: To Improve Olympic Chances, US Women's Soccer Team Replaced By...



Take a knee get smoked by 3


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LuckyTiger
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Nice.


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lsu1919
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re: To Improve Olympic Chances, US Women's Soccer Team Replaced By...
I wish there was a team full of trannies in the Olympics to beat their asses in the gold medal game and they'd have to stand on the podium getting silver medals while a bunch of "women" took their golds.


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Crimson Wraith
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re: To Improve Olympic Chances, US Women's Soccer Team Replaced By...
Well they did kick the crap out of the ladies.


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GhostOfFreedom
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the ladies.


I don't call most of this bitching team, ladies.


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The Bee is keeping comedy alive almost single-handedly.


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