The following timeline is within our grasp (huge victory for us, huge melting for left)

1. Bernie enters Milwaukee DNC convention with a plurality of the vote but not a majority and all hell breaks out regardless of what happens inside the House that Giannis built. Either Bernie gets the nom and Trump crushes him in swing states, or Buttigieg / Hillary gets the nod and Bernie voters stay home, paving the way for another electoral landslide for Daddy.

2. Trump decriminalizes marijuana nationwide via executive order and passes 2nd phase of prison reform, causing his black male and hispanic male numbers to shoot above 20% and 40% respectively. Kanye gives a quirky and controversial nomination speech for DJT on night 3 of the GOP convention in Charlotte in which he doesn't tacitly endorse Trump, but the visuals work well anyhow.

3. Illegal Immigration plummets thanks to Mexico finally stepping up and more of the wall being built. American wages (especially blue collar) continue to rise dramatically. Household debt starts to decrease for the first time in ages.

4. Our economy booms as China struggles to rebound and more offshoring of production and jobs comes home

5. RBG dies in mid October causing the Dems to panic and flip out and annoy the shite out of swing voters in ways we have never before seen or imagined.

6. TRUMP romps on election night, the GOP holds the Senate and regains the House by 5 seats

7. TRUMP taps ACB to replace RGB while giving his victory speech from Mar A Lago

8. Nicole Wallace's head explodes on live television, and a dejected Bill Kristol tweets that he is moving permanently to Israel. Hundreds of MSM and celebrities flip out and provide months of schadenfreude and mockery.