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Lsupimp
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The Femboys are back in the gym and they are DOUBLE-Masked.

Sorry, no great video or anything. Just an anecdote straight out of the mean streets of the 70809.I went to the gym today and a guy walks in and heads straight for the treadmill, I'm guessing 30 years old. Total incel weasel, looks like he has hasn't had sex since that time his HS friend was so overcome with moisture at the fit of his pink pussy hat, that she laid her blue-haired junk on him back in 2016.I mean everything about this guy screamed that he's just completely given up.

As God is my witness, he's double masked. He also didn't have a gym bag, but rather like the little cloth tote bag they give you when you go grocery shopping or something which he hung on the machine like a princess. Except I'm thinking he's straight but Democrat, which is basically temperamentally gay, right? He was on the treadmill for maximum 15 minutes before he strolled out with the effete weirdness of your average white male Biden voter. The whole thing was comedic if it were not so tragic that this puffed up little fart was double-masked.

So wise readers, is this a thing again? And let me say shortly thereafter I passed on i-10 an older black couple that were masked up in their Lexus.In one afternoon I witnessed the dreaded double mask and the terrified couple wearing masks in the car as if this was some kind of dystopian flashback. Is this shite really about to go down again? Did NPR send out an alert or what? Somebody edubacate me. Is the moral panic back? When? Why? Wtf people?



BearCrocs
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Member since Aug 2013
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re: The Femboys are back in the gym and they are DOUBLE-Masked.
I don't really care what other people do with their body, mind, soul and spirit, so long as you don't infringe on me.

So, I don't really care if said person is quadruple masked.


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93and99
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re: The Femboys are back in the gym and they are DOUBLE-Masked.
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Femboys




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jrobic4
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re: The Femboys are back in the gym and they are DOUBLE-Masked.
Yup, you can only get so much mileage out of abortion and student loan forgiveness


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PhDoogan
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TigerAxeOK
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re: The Femboys are back in the gym and they are DOUBLE-Masked.
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He also didn't have a gym bag, but rather like the little cloth tote bag they give you when you go grocery shopping or something which he hung on the machine like a princess. Except I'm thinking he's straight but Democrat, which is basically temperamentally gay, right? He was on the treadmill for maximum 15 minutes before he strolled out with the effete weirdness of your average white male Biden voter

This read like a Hemingway novel. I had to imagine Morgan Freeman's voice narrating to more greatly appreciate the poetic beauty of this paragraph, particularly the final sentence.

+1

Seriously, imagine Freeman's voice as you re-read this.


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Godfather1
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re: The Femboys are back in the gym and they are DOUBLE-Masked.
You should’ve kicked sand in his face.


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Bunk Moreland
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re: The Femboys are back in the gym and they are DOUBLE-Masked.
I feel like the grocery store is about 50/50 right now mask/non-mask. It definitely jumped out at me today.


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re: The Femboys are back in the gym and they are DOUBLE-Masked.
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the mean streets of the 70809


Yat baw?


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G Vice
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Member since Dec 2006
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re: The Femboys are back in the gym and they are DOUBLE-Masked.
Have seen a similar uptick in masked people, but not aware of any new covid news. Yes, people alone in their cars with masks on, and in other places out in the public.

It's laughable. Masks only help to protect against droplet precautions. Viruses go right though the mask no problem.

That is part of the big lie. We all masked up, social distanced, got the shot, and still what we have is mass dying event.


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Droplinebacker
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re: The Femboys are back in the gym and they are DOUBLE-Masked.
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This read like a Hemingway novel. I had to imagine Morgan Freeman's voice narrating to more greatly appreciate the poetic beauty of this paragraph, particularly the final sentence.

+1


Agreed. This deep snapper has a knack for writing masterful prose.

Yes, ive noticed an abnormal number of masks lately as well. But there is a serious respiratory virus currently going around that I caught and is taking every bit of 3 weeks for me to get over. I never seriously masked up during covid, but I have to admit I'm tempted to start wearing a mask again just so that I don't catch this other crap again.
This post was edited on 11/30 at 10:04 pm


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ItzMe1972
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re: The Femboys are back in the gym and they are DOUBLE-Masked.
"Did NPR send out an alert or what? "

^^ That's some funny thinking....but probably did.


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LRB1967
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Tennessee
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re: The Femboys are back in the gym and they are DOUBLE-Masked.
You should feel sorry for him. He probably has low testosterone.


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STLJ
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Member since Nov 2022
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re: The Femboys are back in the gym and they are DOUBLE-Masked.
Saw a guy today driving by himself. All N95’ed up. Alone. In his car. All I could do was mutter “what a fag.”


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Mo Jeaux
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re: The Femboys are back in the gym and they are DOUBLE-Masked.
He sounds like a pussy.

I’d bet that he’s even done something like opened up his home and given his resources away for free to some illegal immigrant chick just in the hope of touching some poon. What a simp.


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loogaroo
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re: The Femboys are back in the gym and they are DOUBLE-Masked.
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he strolled out with the effete weirdness of your average white male Biden voter.


They are so obvious. It’s sad to see around campus.


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