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So Beto also wrote about having butt sex with cows
Posted on 3/16/19 at 12:15 am
Posted on 3/16/19 at 12:15 am
In addition to fantasies about killing children.
Thrust your hooves up my analytic passage, Enjoy my fruits," O'Rourke allegedly wrote in a 1988 poem called "The Song of the Cow," which opens with plaintive desperation:
"I need a butt-shine, right now / You are holy, o sacred Cow / I thirst for you, Provide Milk.Buff my balls, love the cow, good fortunes for those that do. Love me, breathe my feet, the cow has risen. Wax my arse, scrub my Balls.the cow has risen provide milk.
Wtf is that shite?
Thrust your hooves up my analytic passage, Enjoy my fruits," O'Rourke allegedly wrote in a 1988 poem called "The Song of the Cow," which opens with plaintive desperation:
"I need a butt-shine, right now / You are holy, o sacred Cow / I thirst for you, Provide Milk.Buff my balls, love the cow, good fortunes for those that do. Love me, breathe my feet, the cow has risen. Wax my arse, scrub my Balls.the cow has risen provide milk.
Wtf is that shite?
Posted on 3/16/19 at 12:17 am to Northwestern tiger
He’s one nasty fellow.
Posted on 3/16/19 at 12:20 am to Northwestern tiger
He is gay as a sonofabitch, that poem is a perverted metaphor.
The dude is in pictures wearing dresses ffs
The dude is in pictures wearing dresses ffs
Posted on 3/16/19 at 12:22 am to Northwestern tiger
I'm ashamed that this asshat is from the same generation as me.
Posted on 3/16/19 at 12:25 am to Northwestern tiger
Are you actually taking serious the BS musings of a 16 year old?
Moving forward, expect cringey/embarrassing things to come out for all candidates. Information doesn’t go away any more these days.
Moving forward, expect cringey/embarrassing things to come out for all candidates. Information doesn’t go away any more these days.
Posted on 3/16/19 at 12:30 am to Northwestern tiger
He has the Beavis, Butthead and Toddy votes locked up.
Posted on 3/16/19 at 12:45 am to Cold Drink
quote:
Are you actually taking serious the BS musings of a 16 year old?
Maybe I missed that particular coming of age experience, but I never wrote about having sex with animals.
Did I miss out?
Posted on 3/16/19 at 12:49 am to Cold Drink
Oh look
The democrats have taken another big whack at the idea of ever having any fundamental standards of behavior.
The democrats have taken another big whack at the idea of ever having any fundamental standards of behavior.
Posted on 3/16/19 at 1:33 am to Northwestern tiger
I knew he would get me a steak discount
Posted on 3/16/19 at 1:36 am to Cold Drink
quote:
Are you actually taking serious the BS musings of a 16 year old?
Yeah, the 16 year-olds that Pelosi wants to give the right to vote. You know, those "mature" children.
Posted on 3/16/19 at 2:50 am to Cold Drink
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expect cringey/embarrassing things to come out for all candidates.
I don't think you understand what "cringey" means.
Cringey moments from childhood is when a kid decides he wants to battle rap at the school talent show.
Fiction about murdering children or bestiality, believe it or not, most teenagers aren't doing that and the vast majority of them would find it pretty damn disgusting.
Then again, leftists these days have become incapable of declaring any deviant behavior disgusting.
Degenerate people tend to think everyone is as degenerate and warped as they are.
This post was edited on 3/16/19 at 5:09 pm
Posted on 3/16/19 at 5:44 am to Cold Drink
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Are you actually taking serious the BS musings of a 16 year old
The musings of one in a yearbook was quite the cause celebre last summer.
Posted on 3/16/19 at 6:09 am to Northwestern tiger
Terrible. No rhyming or syllable scheme. Prose is for people without talent.
Posted on 3/16/19 at 7:02 am to Cold Drink
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Are you actually taking serious the BS musings of a 16 year old?
considering the democrats want to lower the voting age to 16 we absoutly must consider this shite.
Posted on 3/16/19 at 7:18 am to Northwestern tiger
Why do Republicans suck at oppo research so bad? This clown almost beat Honest Theodore
Posted on 3/16/19 at 7:22 am to Cold Drink
quote:
Are you actually taking serious the BS musings of a 16 year old?
Pelosi and the Dems want 16 year olds to vote!!
Posted on 3/16/19 at 7:23 am to Cold Drink
quote:
Are you actually taking serious the BS musings of a 16 year old?
Didn’t we have a giant nationally televised hearing about that just this past year with regards to a SCOTUS nominee?
Posted on 3/16/19 at 7:29 am to Northwestern tiger
And things we say at a young age are not off limits. Ask sandman.
Posted on 3/16/19 at 7:31 am to Cold Drink
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Are you actually taking serious the BS musings of a 16 year old?
Goose and Gander comes to mind here.
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