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So Beto also wrote about having butt sex with cows

Posted on 3/16/19 at 12:15 am
Posted by Northwestern tiger
Long Island NY
Member since Oct 2005
23483 posts
Posted on 3/16/19 at 12:15 am
In addition to fantasies about killing children.

Thrust your hooves up my analytic passage, Enjoy my fruits," O'Rourke allegedly wrote in a 1988 poem called "The Song of the Cow," which opens with plaintive desperation:

"I need a butt-shine, right now / You are holy, o sacred Cow / I thirst for you, Provide Milk.Buff my balls, love the cow, good fortunes for those that do. Love me, breathe my feet, the cow has risen. Wax my arse, scrub my Balls.the cow has risen provide milk.

Wtf is that shite?
Posted by MileHighDraw
Member since May 2018
1871 posts
Posted on 3/16/19 at 12:17 am to
He’s one nasty fellow.
Posted by white beans
Member since Sep 2009
5637 posts
Posted on 3/16/19 at 12:20 am to
He is gay as a sonofabitch, that poem is a perverted metaphor.

The dude is in pictures wearing dresses ffs
Posted by TigerAxeOK
Where I lay my head is home.
Member since Dec 2016
24649 posts
Posted on 3/16/19 at 12:22 am to
I'm ashamed that this asshat is from the same generation as me.
Posted by Cold Drink
Member since Mar 2016
3482 posts
Posted on 3/16/19 at 12:25 am to
Are you actually taking serious the BS musings of a 16 year old?


Moving forward, expect cringey/embarrassing things to come out for all candidates. Information doesn’t go away any more these days.
Posted by Smart Post
Member since Feb 2018
3539 posts
Posted on 3/16/19 at 12:30 am to
He has the Beavis, Butthead and Toddy votes locked up.
Posted by Azkiger
Member since Nov 2016
21389 posts
Posted on 3/16/19 at 12:45 am to
quote:

Are you actually taking serious the BS musings of a 16 year old?


Maybe I missed that particular coming of age experience, but I never wrote about having sex with animals.

Did I miss out?
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 3/16/19 at 12:49 am to
Oh look

The democrats have taken another big whack at the idea of ever having any fundamental standards of behavior.
Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
Member since Aug 2004
17979 posts
Posted on 3/16/19 at 1:33 am to
I knew he would get me a steak discount
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
54202 posts
Posted on 3/16/19 at 1:36 am to
quote:

Are you actually taking serious the BS musings of a 16 year old?



Yeah, the 16 year-olds that Pelosi wants to give the right to vote. You know, those "mature" children.
Posted by PEPE
Member since Jun 2018
8198 posts
Posted on 3/16/19 at 2:50 am to
quote:

expect cringey/embarrassing things to come out for all candidates.


I don't think you understand what "cringey" means.

Cringey moments from childhood is when a kid decides he wants to battle rap at the school talent show.

Fiction about murdering children or bestiality, believe it or not, most teenagers aren't doing that and the vast majority of them would find it pretty damn disgusting.

Then again, leftists these days have become incapable of declaring any deviant behavior disgusting.

Degenerate people tend to think everyone is as degenerate and warped as they are.
This post was edited on 3/16/19 at 5:09 pm
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
98442 posts
Posted on 3/16/19 at 5:44 am to
quote:

Are you actually taking serious the BS musings of a 16 year old


The musings of one in a yearbook was quite the cause celebre last summer.
Posted by TenWheelsForJesus
Member since Jan 2018
6453 posts
Posted on 3/16/19 at 6:09 am to
Terrible. No rhyming or syllable scheme. Prose is for people without talent.
Posted by ThinePreparedAni
In a sea of cognitive dissonance
Member since Mar 2013
11089 posts
Posted on 3/16/19 at 7:01 am to


Posted by Zahrim
McCamey Texas
Member since Mar 2009
7667 posts
Posted on 3/16/19 at 7:02 am to
quote:

Are you actually taking serious the BS musings of a 16 year old?


considering the democrats want to lower the voting age to 16 we absoutly must consider this shite.
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
81271 posts
Posted on 3/16/19 at 7:18 am to
Why do Republicans suck at oppo research so bad? This clown almost beat Honest Theodore
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
57831 posts
Posted on 3/16/19 at 7:22 am to
quote:

Are you actually taking serious the BS musings of a 16 year old?



Pelosi and the Dems want 16 year olds to vote!!
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
22203 posts
Posted on 3/16/19 at 7:23 am to
quote:

Are you actually taking serious the BS musings of a 16 year old?


Didn’t we have a giant nationally televised hearing about that just this past year with regards to a SCOTUS nominee?
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
30041 posts
Posted on 3/16/19 at 7:29 am to
And things we say at a young age are not off limits. Ask sandman.
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 3/16/19 at 7:31 am to
quote:

Are you actually taking serious the BS musings of a 16 year old?



Goose and Gander comes to mind here.
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