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re: SIAP: Ohio and Mississippi are trying to pass a new bill to make ejaculating a felony
Posted on 2/13/25 at 6:05 pm to tigersandsaints
Posted on 2/13/25 at 6:05 pm to tigersandsaints
How do they intend to catch the men?
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Posted on 2/13/25 at 6:08 pm to tigersandsaints
US ophthalmologists will organize to shut this down handily.
Posted on 2/13/25 at 6:09 pm to Hangover Haven
[quote]They should be thrown out of their state’s house.[/quote
Kind of like sponsoring a bill to have Donald Trump added to Mt. Rushmore?
Kind of like sponsoring a bill to have Donald Trump added to Mt. Rushmore?
Posted on 2/13/25 at 6:14 pm to tigersandsaints
figs
Always trying to corner the market on cum.
Always trying to corner the market on cum.
Posted on 2/13/25 at 6:14 pm to tigersandsaints
I’m totally fricked
Posted on 2/13/25 at 6:16 pm to Jizzy08
Who and why would you sponsor this? Send every teenage male to prision 
Posted on 2/13/25 at 6:17 pm to tigersandsaints
So every sperm is truly sacred
Posted on 2/13/25 at 6:19 pm to tigersandsaints
Does this mean that fellas will have to go across state lines to legally choke their chicken?
Posted on 2/13/25 at 6:21 pm to tigersandsaints
quote:Good! Let them try.
Ohio and Mississippi are trying to pass a new bill to make ejaculating a felony
Let the voters know.
Next election, let them cry.
And so the story goes.
Posted on 2/13/25 at 6:22 pm to tigersandsaints
wow.....that is stupid.....five fingered Mary has been around since ,, well forever. Maybe back 5000 years. Must be democrats trying to regain the news cycle
Posted on 2/13/25 at 6:32 pm to tigersandsaints
Posted on 2/13/25 at 6:38 pm to tigersandsaints
Germans
Posted on 2/13/25 at 6:43 pm to Jimbeaux
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Or even having sex with your wife if she’s on the pill.
They probably have an exception if she can prove it was her choice.
Edit: fixed quote
This post was edited on 2/13/25 at 7:01 pm
Posted on 2/13/25 at 6:57 pm to tigersandsaints
Posted on 2/13/25 at 7:06 pm to tigersandsaints
Are they willing to get sued for prostate cancer?
Posted on 2/13/25 at 7:12 pm to nealnan8
quote:
Kind of like
No. Not even a tiny bit like.,
Don’t be so retarded.
Posted on 2/13/25 at 7:24 pm to the808bass
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This is stunt legislation that pretends that legislating against ejaculation is the same as legislating as against abortion.
Just shows how dumb they are. The argument against abortion is life begins at conception. Women having periods (body dumping unfertilized eggs) would be roughly the equivalent of this (dumping sperm where it can't be fertilized). The only difference is men induce it rather than being cyclical (although even if men abstain from any ejaculation, sperm replaces itself in the body every 2 months roughly).
Nobody's trying to jail or fine women for having periods. No one's banning contraception despite what the Handmaid's Tale cosplayers are deluding themselves about.
Posted on 2/13/25 at 7:24 pm to tigersandsaints
Well, I'm gonna be a felon.
Posted on 2/13/25 at 7:26 pm to burger bearcat
[embed]This type of stunt/clown legislation should be outlawed for wasting time and resources. And the legislators should be arrested.[/embed].
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