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Scientists release SATAN to block the sun's light

Posted on 3/15/23 at 5:55 am
Posted by Gaggle
Member since Oct 2021
7286 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 5:55 am
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Researchers in the UK launched a high-altitude weather balloon that released a few hundred grams of sulfur dioxide into the stratosphere, a potential scientific first in the solar geoengineering field, MIT Technology Review has learned.

Solar geoengineering is the theory that humans can ease global warming by deliberately reflecting more sunlight into space. One possible means is spraying sulfur dioxide in the stratosphere, in an effort to mimic a cooling effect that occurs in the aftermath of major volcanic eruptions. It is highly controversial given concerns about potential unintended consequences, among other issues.

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The “Stratospheric Aerosol Transport and Nucleation,” or SATAN, balloon systems were made from stock and hobbyist components
MIT Technology Review
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23298 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 6:04 am to
Posted by keks tadpole
Yellow Leaf Creek
Member since Feb 2017
8690 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 6:15 am to
Don’t worry. Just enough work was performed to earn a $50 million dollar grant from the US taxpayer to be spent on farts.
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
15953 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 6:23 am to
Surely this kind of thing is consequence free?
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 6:30 am to
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sulfur dioxide


Only attacks the mucus membranes. No biggie ya know for those without asthma etc...

frick this whole world.
Posted by loogaroo
Welsh
Member since Dec 2005
42500 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 6:49 am to
Climate change is crossing the line and fast becoming a weapon.
Posted by The Maj
Member since Sep 2016
30551 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 6:50 am to
Yeah what could go wrong…
Posted by Animal
Member since Dec 2017
4341 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 6:52 am to
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It is highly controversial given concerns about potential unintended consequences, among other issues.


As it should be.

Some dorks with an idea can potentially make the wrong decision for everyone breathing.
Posted by PillageUrVillage
Mordor
Member since Mar 2011
16051 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 6:52 am to
Did they not see The Matrix?
Posted by NOLAGT
Over there
Member since Dec 2012
14014 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 6:55 am to
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humans can ease global warming by deliberately reflecting more sunlight into space


Interesting...almost like air pollution.
This post was edited on 3/15/23 at 6:56 am
Posted by Mizooag94
Hillbillyville, MO
Member since Sep 2018
1641 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 6:56 am to
SO2 + H2O --> H2SO3

Acid rain...brilliant! I said it before...if we let these frickers frick around with the atmosphere we deserve what we get. They are the very definition of insane...brainwashed.

ETA: if they want it in the atmosphere, just keep burning coal...
This post was edited on 3/15/23 at 6:58 am
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
8447 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 7:56 am to
I'm sure that they figured out how to fix global warming they also figured out how to keep the crap they sprayed above Europe and it will just stay there above Europe and not spread or affect anyone else, right?
Posted by TNTigerman
James Island
Member since Sep 2012
12092 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 8:05 am to
Man versus God. I can tell you ahead of time who wins.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
140573 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 8:08 am to
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It is highly controversial given concerns about potential unintended consequences,



When Greek and Italian officials start complaining about excessive erosion to their ancient structures, you will know why.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
140573 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 8:10 am to
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Sulfur dioxide irritates the skin and mucous membranes of the eyes, nose, throat, and lungs. High concentrations of SO2 can cause inflammation and irritation of the respiratory system, especially during heavy physical activity. The resulting symptoms can include pain when taking a deep breath, coughing, throat irritation, and breathing difficulties. High concentrations of SO2 can affect lung function, worsen asthma attacks, and worsen existing heart disease in sensitive groups. This gas can also react with other chemicals in the air and change to a small particle that can get into the lungs and cause similar health effects.


Just the federal government's comments on SO2.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
140573 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 8:15 am to
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ETA: if they want it in the atmosphere, just keep burning coal...


Right. Dirty coal has enough sulfur to meet the SO2 advocates needs.
Posted by the_truman_shitshow
Member since Aug 2021
2790 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 8:43 am to
So this is fine but "chemtrails" are just another conspiracy theory.

Let's think about this for a moment.

The "Climate Crisis" is a BS narrative. So if there really is no "climate crisis", then why are they doing this?

Methinks a cover for preparing the skies for Project BlueBeam.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
56007 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 8:45 am to
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Solar geoengineering is the theory that humans can ease global warming by deliberately reflecting more sunlight into space.


What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by FooManChoo
Member since Dec 2012
46875 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 8:51 am to
Appropriate name. They should name all projects that seek to undermine God's creation and natural order this way.
Posted by Great Plains Drifter
Flyover, U.S.A.
Member since Jul 2019
9940 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 8:52 am to
Yeah, this will end well.

These are different days we are living in.

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