Might really be the dumbest tweet thread I’ve ever read, and Samantha Bee is getting buried on Twitter. I’ll link the final one below, but she’s getting killed especially by liberal Floridians. So first Tweet:

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In his 2 years as Governor of Florida, Ron DeSantis has shown a Trumpian ability to weaponize the white resentment that drives Republican voters. But compared to Trump, research has found DeSantis is 35% less likely to trip over his own dick trying to enact horrible policies.

So first tweet Canadian Karen realizes that DeSantis would win in 2024, so sheer animal panic overcomes her. Let’s move on.

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This spring, in a move clearly targeting the #BLM movement, DeSantis signed into law HB-1, a piece of anti-protest legislation the governor likes to call his “anti-riot bill."

Ummm, no they seem to be anti-riot, but let’s move on.

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It's a completely unnecessary law, especially given that most of the protests held across Florida last summer were peaceful. That alone is impressive, considering almost NOTHING that happens in Florida is peaceful.

Most of them were peaceful. Keep in mind that’s a step below mostly peaceful. All it takes is for 50.1% of them to be peaceful for this to be true. Here’s a fact that I’m willing to bet is actually true: most Nazi rallies back in Germany were peaceful. Sure there was Kristallnacht and dozens if not hundreds of Nazi rallies that resulted in the destruction of property and the deaths of dozens to hundreds of people, but it’s just like 30% of them. Most of them were peaceful you see, even though they would have descended into violence if a Jew or a gay was brought forward.

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DeSantis was one of the 1st governors to attempt removing critical race theory from his state's education system and he signed a restrictive voting rights law that discriminates against Black & Latino voters. Of course he's doing whatever he can to pass racist laws. He's racist!

How? How does it discriminate? Are black people and Latinos too stupid to find the DMV? I don’t think they are and if I seem to recall correctly, Trump got a record breaking Latino vote for a Republican in Florida and the Rio Grande Valley. Why would DeSantis want to stop this?

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Governor Ron Desantis, please eat shite. You're one of the worst governors in Florida history and they had Jeb Bush and Nosferatu. We, as a country, cannot handle a more competent Trump. So let’s make sure DeSantis 2024 doesn’t happen.

Oh worst Governor in the history of Florida. Let’s check the stats… OK Florida is the 4th most populated state, has the 2nd oldest population state per capita, the 6th fattest state per capita, so since Covid disproportionately kills old and fat people, let’s check where he is on Covid… oh right 29th. Seems like he did a pretty fricking good job. It’s clear that this evil bitch is realizing that they’re going to lose and she’s getting on the ball early. Read through all of them because it’s a 4 to 5 ratio on this twat getting buried: Twitter

And speaking of worst governors ever, she also made the following tweet praising the biggest serial killer in American history.

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Andrew Cuomo’s press conferences are like a security blanket with a thick New York accent.

So you unknowingly praised a serial killer, Samantha, and still have yet to take that down. Andrew Cuomo is certainly the worst Governor in the country right now, but may be the worst Governor in the history of this country from any state. Find me another Governor that intentionally murdered 15,000 of his own citizens to make the Feds look bad. Maybe Civil War era, but other than that I doubt you can find it.

To Conan’s final night and to Jon Stewart, but to the later what hath thou wrought.

EDIT: Even funnier is her and her huband (also formerly of the Daily Show) advocated against desegregating their children’s school by welcoming black kids into it and emphasizing to the parents there to never talk to the press. I think that’s way more racist than anything DeSantis did, Saman… no you’re not Samantha anymore, your name is Karen Bee. frick off you fricking racist: New York Public Radio

This post was edited on 6/24/21 at 8:25 pm