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Re: Beirut injuries: If you’re injured, get on Twitter. Some excellent medical advice

Posted on 8/4/20 at 12:48 pm
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
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Posted on 8/4/20 at 12:48 pm


Listen to rose.
She knows what’s up.
Bandaids may be helpful as well.

I don’t mean to make lightly of a catastrophic event.
But why are people unintelligent?
It hurts my head.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 8/4/20 at 12:49 pm to
I always carry an Israeli bandage in my wallet
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61034 posts
Posted on 8/4/20 at 12:50 pm to
She knows because she saw it in movies.
Posted by OchoDedos
Republic of Texas
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 8/4/20 at 12:50 pm to
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Listen to rose

Karen in training
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89451 posts
Posted on 8/4/20 at 12:50 pm to
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But why are people unintelligent?


If I told you that people are intentionally made to be unintelligent by the folks they entrust to educate and inform them, would you believe it?
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118550 posts
Posted on 8/4/20 at 12:51 pm to
They should have watched Rambo...


Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19351 posts
Posted on 8/4/20 at 12:51 pm to
quote:

if you can't get to help take a belt and secure the fabric as tight as you can


So you have a belt that could be used as a tourniquet but instead you should use it to fasten the fabric? Twitter Medical Advice never fails

ETA: There's no way that rosesgng person is real. Nobody is THAT stupid.
This post was edited on 8/4/20 at 12:56 pm
Posted by UGATiger26
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Dec 2009
9044 posts
Posted on 8/4/20 at 12:52 pm to
To be fair, in the year 2020, I actually wouldn't be surprised to see someone who's bleeding out to be scrolling through their twitter feed.
Posted by efrad
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 8/4/20 at 12:52 pm to
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This post was edited on 1/11/21 at 12:25 am
Posted by The Maj
Member since Sep 2016
26982 posts
Posted on 8/4/20 at 12:53 pm to
Sounds like Rose got advice on a lobotomy from the Twitters...
Posted by Figgy
CenCal
Member since May 2020
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Posted on 8/4/20 at 12:54 pm to


Yes, because as I’m bleeding out from having a limb blown off I know that my last moments would be spent perusing twitter looking for medical advice. These people are so out of touch it’s comical.
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
29016 posts
Posted on 8/4/20 at 12:54 pm to
“loose” and “waste”


fricking moron. SMDH.
Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
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Posted on 8/4/20 at 12:54 pm to
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 8/4/20 at 12:56 pm to
quote:

always carry an Israeli bandage in my wallet


Posted by The Maj
Member since Sep 2016
26982 posts
Posted on 8/4/20 at 12:56 pm to
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if you have been injured and are recovering




quote:

it will waist your time


Probably happened when they used their belt to attach the fabric...
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
43951 posts
Posted on 8/4/20 at 12:57 pm to
The key point is that the fabric must be soft.
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 8/4/20 at 12:58 pm to
shite like this always reminds me of the Anthony Jeselnik routine

LINK

Full version

LINK
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
18835 posts
Posted on 8/4/20 at 12:59 pm to
She needs to summarize into one message.

If you have been injured and are recovering, don't waist your time.

Use soft cloth and a belt if you are loosing blood, Stay safe in Lebanon and Beirut.
Posted by Bamadiver
Member since Jun 2014
3222 posts
Posted on 8/4/20 at 12:59 pm to
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I always carry an Israeli bandage in my wallet

1.

2. Just had a few delivered yesterday.
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
43951 posts
Posted on 8/4/20 at 1:00 pm to
Seriously, God bless these patients and health care workers.
Actual hospital footage (*blood warning, if that’s upsetting to you):

Twitter video
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