Question for Conservatives: How do I simultaneously hold two contradictory beliefs?

For instance:

- MOLON LABE / Don’t Tread On Me
- Support the Thin Blue Line that treads on us and enforces gun control laws

And

- White Nationalism is evil and racist
- Jewish Nationalism (Zionism) must be supported; it’s racist to oppose it.

And

- Not all cops are bad, it’s just a few bad apples. They don’t make the laws, they just enforce them.
- All Muslims are bad and potential terrorists even though a tiny percent actually commit serious crimes

And

- Socialism/Socialized services are bad; Free Market is better
- We need services like roads, defense, arbitration, policing to be socialized services handled in government monopolies

And

- Government is corrupt, incompetent, untrustworthy
- Certain things are too complex and important to be trusted to the free market and must be handled by government

And

- We can’t give the free market a try because it might result in an oppressive monopoly
- Government is an essential, oppressive monopoly power

And

- Guns don’t kill people. People do.
- We need to keep heroin banned because it kills people and causes crime.

And

- Celebrate Independence Day and our Founders who were cop killers, law breakers, looters, rioters, etc.
- True Patriots obey the law and respect law enforcement officers

And

- Muslims are irrational, evil terrorists for threatening violence against those who disrespect the Koran or Muhammad
- Stomp on the American Flag and I’ll stomp on your face!

And

- We should never back down to the demands of terrorists
- The best way to not get killed by cops (redcoats) is to obey their commands

Edited to clarify:
These aren’t all my personal beliefs. I understand not all other conservatives believe all these things. But if the shoe fits, keep melting.