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Question for anti-covid19 vaccine posters: what would make you get the shot?

Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:55 am
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40051 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:55 am
It appears like the USA is going to run out of adults willing to take the covid-19 vaccine before we reach a % of the population that is fully vaccinated that will allow the CDC to say that we have reached herd immunity. We have seen many different outreach programs and tv ads etc aimed at getting people to get vaccinated. However, some of you are still against getting the vaccine. So I ask the question what would make you more likely to get the vaccine?

1. A voucher or tax credit worth $1000 that you can apply to your future federal income taxes.

2. Legalizing cocaine and prostitutes

3. Getting politicians, celebs, and other public figures to agree to spin off of a pie in the face booth type raffle. Except instead of getting a pie in the face, they get punched in the face and in order to be in the raffle you have to be fully vaccinated.

4. Free premium TD membership

5. Exemption from all mask mandates and other covid-19 restrictions

6. The federal government forces Nick Saban to retire from being the head coach at Alabama.


I do not know about yall but I would gladly take another vaccine if it let me enter a raffle where the prize was getting to punch Dr. Fauci in the face.






























The all intelligence and law enforcement agencies as well as USPS employees being paid to spy on conservative message boards and our big tech overlords this thread is just meant to be a joke thread. None of this is seriously being considered.
This post was edited on 5/12/21 at 10:01 am
Posted by JPinLondon
not in London (currently NW Ohio)
Member since Nov 2006
7855 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:56 am to
Technically I am not "anti-covid-vaccine" but I am evaluating my options while I hold off. And constantly reading and learning all I can on the topic. From ALL sources, not just State Approved Media.

Regardless, I am forever grateful that the get-it-done business sense of President Trump, combined with the resourceful and capitalistic drive of pharmaceutical companies delivered an effective experimental vaccine in unprecedented record time.

This vaccine is an absolute miracle for the vulnerable, elderly and unhealthy towards protection against the deadly Wuhan Virus.

FYI, a 43 year old doctor (and close friend) told me yeserday that she is a little nervous that she took it, and wishes her industry hadn't almost forced it on her.
This post was edited on 5/12/21 at 10:05 am
Posted by Wildcat1996
Lexington, KY
Member since Jul 2020
5876 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:57 am to
Saban resigns at Alabama & Aggy stops making LSU grads feel inferior.
Posted by FooManChoo
Member since Dec 2012
41618 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:59 am to
I'll get one if all the long-term trials come back saying that it's safe.

It's not about simply being stubborn for me. I'm not going to take an experimental vaccine that has only been available for a few months when my chances of dying from COVID are extremely small.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40051 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:59 am to
quote:

Saban resigns at Alabama


Excellent suggestion, I will add that to the OP.

quote:

Aggy stops making LSU grads feel inferior.



That is not actually a thing.
Posted by tjv305
Member since May 2015
12493 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:59 am to
Nothing
Posted by Paddyshack
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2015
8165 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 10:00 am to
quote:

what would make you get the shot?

It would take several men with zip ties.

Outside of that, absolutely nothing.
Posted by mooseofterror
USA
Member since Dec 2012
1338 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 10:00 am to
LEAVE ME THE frick ALONE! and I'm still not getting the vaccine.
Posted by Outdoorreb
Member since Oct 2019
2501 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 10:01 am to
Legit testing. You know, like all the other fricking drugs and chemicals have to go through.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40051 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 10:11 am to
quote:

Legit testing. You know, like all the other fricking drugs and chemicals have to go through.



It did go through legit testing.
Posted by concrete_tiger
Member since May 2020
5937 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 10:12 am to
Maybe if the effects of the shot weren't worse than the actual symptoms of the virus?
What's the point? Hey, if you happen to catch this virus, you might feel bad. Here, take this shot, and plan on taking PTO tomorrow from work.

Sweet. Now that I have my shot, I can do all these things I couldn't before!! Wait, what?

This post was edited on 5/12/21 at 10:13 am
Posted by Jumbo_Gumbo
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2015
5691 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 10:14 am to
God telling me to take it.
Posted by BjjNoob
Member since May 2021
272 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 10:15 am to
My body, my choice
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
Top secret lab
Member since Feb 2004
52833 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 10:19 am to
1) POTUS (either one) Says "My team can Go get the jab"...half of America does so.

2) Same POTUS says "The other team CANNOT get the jab"...the other half gets it to spite him.


100% innoculated


Posted by DotBling
Member since Oct 2019
2850 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 10:20 am to
quote:

anti-covid19


Why did you label everyone like this? MOST people are just waiting to see how it goes and are not anti anything. Just common sense.
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
19341 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 10:27 am to
quote:

Technically I am not "anti-covid-vaccine" but I am evaluating my options while I hold off. And constantly reading and learning all I can on the topic. From ALL sources, not just State Approved Media.


All of this. I have the luxury of being in a group with a 99.5+ % chance of not dying from it, so I can wait.

What I tell everyone who questions my stance:

If you feel like you need it, you take it. Then you don't have to worry about my "uneducated" arse coughing on you in line at the grocery store, right? Everybody wins.
This post was edited on 5/12/21 at 10:49 am
Posted by JackVincennes
NOLA
Member since Jan 2014
3892 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 10:28 am to
Having spent as much time in the Corps as I did I got it. Point being whatever the frick they gave me in the Corps was a hell of a lot more experimental and possibly bad for me than the Covid stab. Just me though.
Posted by Bulldogblitz
In my house
Member since Dec 2018
26774 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 10:31 am to
quote:

that will allow the CDC to say


Uh...didn't they say covid was spread on surfaces and even paper money last year? They move the goals. If you think they have a threshold to 'say' anything, they'll move it.
Posted by how333
Member since Dec 2020
2582 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 10:34 am to
I'm not taking the experimental drug. Period.
Posted by WPBTiger
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2011
30821 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 10:35 am to
I have a cruise scheduled in October with a group. That may put me over if it is needed to go.
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