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GumboPot
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Pelosi Drafts Articles Of Impeachment Against New Prime Minister Of Italy

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — House Speaker Nancy Pelosi drafted articles of impeachment against newly elected Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni Tuesday to combat what she calls "far-right extremist Mussolini cosplay under the Tuscan sun."

"I can't understand a strong, independent woman who puts family over government," Pelosi said in a brief statement. "The government should be your family. I want everyone to look at me as their mother!"

Rep Thomas Massie, an alleged American Nazi, respectfully disagreed with Pelosi's sentiment, suggesting that she couldn't be the nation's mother with hips that small.

Prime Minister-Designate Giorgia Meloni says she doesn't understand why everyone is comparing her to Mussolini. "I keep seeing reports that the party of Mussolini has finally regained control of Italy. The National Fascist Party is outlawed in Italy's constitution. I am not pro-police state. It was one of my main campaign points!"

"Mama mia!" she added.

In response to the draft text written by Pelosi, which she co-authored with Rep Adam Schiff, the House Judiciary Committee is expected to levy two articles of impeachment against Giorgia Meloni for "being literally Mussolini" and "killing good vibes."

Pelosi admitted, however, that impeachment, if it passes, would mostly be symbolic. "America doesn't have much say over how Italy governs itself. But I have been in talks with the CIA to see how much meddling we can get away with."


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CrimsonJazz
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Honestly, I expected this to be the Bee, but I have to admit, such a thing would not have surprised me if this was a link to CNN or MSNBC. They are only slightly more ridiculous than a satire site.


NC_Tigah
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That is funny!

These guys need a Jon Stewart type TV show.


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"Mama mia!" she added




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GumboPot
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They always finish off their satire articles with good lines. The last line of this one made me lol.

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But I have been in talks with the CIA to see how much meddling we can get away with.


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14&Counting
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Doesn't Pelosi want to be Ambassador when she is retired after the mid-terms?

I hope that old bitch has go present her credentials to Meloni


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Pelosi Drafts Articles Of Impeachment Against New Prime Minister Of Italy by GumboPot


Is this the Bee?


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HonoraryCoonass
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House Speaker Nancy Pelosi drafted articles of impeachment against newly elected Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni


It sounds like somebody is trying to subvert democracy.


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chadr07
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I’m starting to believe that Pelosi is literally Satan in disguise


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keakar
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Doesn't Pelosi want to be Ambassador when she is retired after the mid-terms?


i would hang bacon around her neck and make her the ambassador of iran by force and drop her in there by parachute in middle of the night


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blueboy
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Honestly, I expected this to be the Bee
I was 50/50 on it.


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