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re: Palestine formally recognizes Texas as part of Mexico

Posted on 12/7/17 at 5:40 pm to
Posted by Dead End
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2013
21237 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 5:40 pm to
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I've said for years:

Cut a swath along the Mexican border

Give that land to become the new Israel

Israel moves there.

Now:

Israel knows how to take a desert and live well

They are not surrounded by arabs bent on their destruction

Middle East can do what it do

Our border issues are solved because NO ONE knows how to have secure borders like Israel.


Win - Win - Win



I'm not sure if you're joking or a GD genius.
Posted by Bison
Truth or Consequences
Member since Dec 2016
1235 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 5:40 pm to
It’s a satire site
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 5:42 pm to
quote:

Cut a swath along the Mexican border

Give that land to become the new Israel
let the Palestinians move to Mexico. Israel belongs to the Israelis, not Satan's children.
Posted by PuddinPopPharmacist
Member since May 2017
790 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 5:46 pm to
There never really were Mexicans in Texas save for a handful looking for gold. That’s why they were happy to make huge land grants to us in the first place, they simply could not populate it.

When they decided they wanted to take it back, Texans fought courageously to keep it.

Then when Texas was finally annexed, the full force of the US military came down, routed all their generals one by one, and beat their puny nation’s arse.

This land is our land!
Posted by Big12fan
Dallas
Member since Nov 2011
5340 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 5:48 pm to
The fact that slavery had been outlawed in Mexico was also a big issue for the Texicans.
Posted by Phil2012
The planet
Member since Dec 2005
6213 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 5:55 pm to
I challenge any little empty head libs to drive your car down to the south and read some original history books in San Cristobal DLC as I did. Then come back and report on all the corrupt police, military, and highway-men...lol
Posted by NC_Tigah
Carolinas
Member since Sep 2003
123778 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 5:55 pm to
quote:

Palestine formally recognizes Texas as part of Mexico
LINK
Nice knowing you Texas. Palestine has made the decision tho and it’s final.
If legit (doubt it), it just proves how wise Trump was to make the Jerusalem move.


quote:

Correct.
Eventually Jerusalem as an international and open city is probably part of a "best solution". But that cannot occur in the present climate.

This affair began in 1948 with BenGurion's military overthrow of Western Palestine followed by brutal ethnic cleansing. Truman and the US made a mistake in allowing Israeli actions to the extent it did. But political correctness held the Jews were entitled due to atrocities impacting them during WWII.

The Palestinians maintain rightful grievance about strong-arm confiscation of their generations-held property and possessions. But as with aboriginals across the Americas, or land barons of pre-Stalinist Russia, regaining old holdings will never happen. It isn't fair, but it is reality.

Half a century ago the Arab world made their bed in two failed attempts to retaliate and obliterate Israel. They lost the 6-day war. They tried again 6yrs later in the Yom Kippur War. They lost again. To the victor go the spoils. So in each instance Israel gained territory.

In self-interest, Egypt, Syria and other ME neighbors subsequently abandoned the Palestinian cause. Hussein made peace. Sadat negotiated return of captured Egyptian lands, and Palestinians were left to be their own brokers.

Yasser Arafat had an excellent opportunity to finally come to reasonable terms in 2000. He refused. As was the case then, the Palestinian position continues to envision a complete return to pre-1967 territorial status inclusive of dreams to eliminate Israel altogether. As long as that vision remains, there will be no permanent solution.

By making clear Arafat's old vision is not acceptable as a starting point, Trump's Jerusalem move actually opens the door for a negotiated deal, if and when the Palestinians are ready to come to the table.

LINK
Posted by Phil2012
The planet
Member since Dec 2005
6213 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 6:01 pm to
Let the negotiations begin...lol
Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
7544 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 6:03 pm to
quote:

Mexican border

Give that land to become the new Israel



I don't think you'll trick Jeezus into thinking mexico is the Holy Land.
Posted by DawgfaninCa
San Francisco, California
Member since Sep 2012
20092 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 6:04 pm to
I'll bet my life not a single American citizen violently protests in the streets about it like the pussy Palestinians are doing.
This post was edited on 12/7/17 at 6:06 pm
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 6:04 pm to
Where will they put their embassy though?
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90484 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 6:06 pm to
I'm no expert but I believe that photo is shopped
Posted by Big12fan
Dallas
Member since Nov 2011
5340 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 6:07 pm to
quote:

I challenge any little empty head libs to drive your car down to the south and read some original history books in San Cristobal DLC as I did. Then come back and report on all the corrupt police, military, and highway-men...lol


I don't think any of that would refute the fact that Texans didn't want to give up their slaves. Slavery was abolished in 1829 by Mexico, regardless of the corruption in San Cristobal, which is another subject of discussion elsewhere.

Posted by Phil2012
The planet
Member since Dec 2005
6213 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 6:09 pm to
My original point was that Chiapas once was part of Guatemala...OK! Do as I say;not as I do!!!
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35464 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 6:18 pm to
Christ, people. Other headlines from that site:
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Autocorrect nightmare: Typo in Bill C-45 legalizes cannibalism instead of cannabis
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Donald Trump addresses UN General Assembly with face covered in wing sauce
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God sick of shutting all these doors and opening all these fricking windows
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Samoa ejected after trying to sneak into G20 using fake ID


and this:
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The Beaverton is a news satire and parody publication . All articles contained within this website, however similar to real events, are fictitious. When public figures are mentioned by name, the corresponding story details are invented. In all other cases, any resemblance to actual persons or events is entirely coincidental.


I really wonder about some of you guys.
Posted by Bass Tiger
Member since Oct 2014
45982 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 6:23 pm to
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Now the USA should recognize Chiapas as as part of Guatemala again! I lived in Mexico and Guatemala for over 8 years and did a little reading on the history of each. The government of Mexico is nothing more than a group of mobsters...they are hypocrites when it comes to Texas and California. The history of the world is and never has been more than aggressive males of the various tribes in a quest for more wealth in order add more females to their harem.




This is the sad truth. Mexico does not have any good reason for being a shite hole. Beautiful country with hard working people, ample resources, seaports, etc. The country has been run by narco drug influenced government criminals for decades.

My solution is simple, if Mexicans want the living standards and lifestyle of Americans, which they apparently do considering how many have illegally entered the US, we should deliver that wish right down to Mexico City and inform them that they're now The Republic of Old Mexico. Let them know they're gonna love being under the influence of MAGA.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27804 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 6:31 pm to
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Only difference is Texas whipped the shite out of Mexico and should have taken the whole damn territory but didn’t, and Palestinians don’t have the balls to fight Isreal


If we had just taken ALL of Mexico,we would only have to build a wall down at the skinny part.
Posted by themunch
Earth. maybe
Member since Jan 2007
64587 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 6:33 pm to
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Is Palestine about to build an embassy there, too?


At the Alamo.
Posted by Parmen
Member since Apr 2016
18317 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 6:35 pm to
Violently annexed? Texas asked to be annexed lol
Posted by TigerB8
End Communism
Member since Oct 2003
9235 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 6:41 pm to
This is what happens when the libs move in. Once they got Austin, it was over. Property values goe down and so do testosterone levels
This post was edited on 12/8/17 at 7:55 am
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