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NYC Forced to Crack Down on ‘Rim Jobs’: ‘Mouth on Anus Might Spread COVID-19’
Posted on 3/22/20 at 7:31 pm
Posted on 3/22/20 at 7:31 pm
https://pluralist.com/nyc-coronavirus-sex-guidelines/49999/?fbclid=IwAR3n0ad1CDivoZHyLq5TdKwXQyOyD4UuevdivZWJ5I_k-Bne6v5bwC3APp8
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“You are your safest sex partner. Masturbation will not spread COVID-19, especially if you wash your hands (and any sex toys) with soap and water for at least 20 seconds before and after sex,” the guidelines said, referring to the respiratory illness caused by the novel coronavirus.
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“The next safest partner is someone you live with. Having close contact — including sex — with only a small circle of people helps prevent spreading COVID-19,” the guidelines said. “You should avoid close contact — including sex — with anyone outside your household.”
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“If you usually meet your sex partners online or make a living by having sex, consider taking a break from in-person dates,” the guidelines said. “Video dates, sexting or chat rooms may be options for you.”
This post was edited on 3/22/20 at 7:34 pm
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Posted on 3/22/20 at 7:33 pm to finchmeister08
I think I could get a virus if I click on that link.
Posted on 3/22/20 at 7:35 pm to finchmeister08
What. The. frick....
Posted on 3/22/20 at 7:35 pm to finchmeister08
Poo
Posted on 3/22/20 at 7:35 pm to finchmeister08
CNN Headline:
"Anderson Cooper and Don Lemon in tears over new sex guidelines that discriminate against the anus. Vow to fight back against the racist, sexist, homophobe in the White House"
"Anderson Cooper and Don Lemon in tears over new sex guidelines that discriminate against the anus. Vow to fight back against the racist, sexist, homophobe in the White House"
Posted on 3/22/20 at 7:36 pm to finchmeister08
Posted on 3/22/20 at 7:37 pm to finchmeister08
I can't remember the last time anyone from code enforcement was in my bedroom. 
Posted on 3/22/20 at 7:37 pm to finchmeister08
don't eat the poo-poo
Posted on 3/22/20 at 7:38 pm to finchmeister08
bruh
Posted on 3/22/20 at 7:39 pm to finchmeister08
Posted on 3/22/20 at 7:41 pm to finchmeister08
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NYC Forced to Crack Down on ‘Rim Jobs’
CNN will blame this on White Supremacists
Posted on 3/22/20 at 7:42 pm to finchmeister08
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Mouth on Anus
Imagine a world where it needs to be explained that this isn't a good idea.
We've come a long way, huh?
Posted on 3/22/20 at 7:45 pm to NPComb
Why is Harry Connick Jr holding that man? I hope Jill knows about this.
Posted on 3/22/20 at 7:53 pm to finchmeister08
quote:Alabama is like,"Yesss, told ya."
“You should avoid close contact — including sex — with anyone outside your household.”
Posted on 3/22/20 at 7:53 pm to BuzzSaw 12
Nice sig!
Posted on 3/22/20 at 7:59 pm to finchmeister08
No more Rusty Trombones?!
Posted on 3/22/20 at 8:00 pm to finchmeister08
Does anyone have Toddy’s email?
Posted on 3/22/20 at 8:02 pm to finchmeister08
Posted on 3/22/20 at 8:06 pm to FlexDawg
I honestly don’t know what kind of person wants to lick someone’s a-hole. I don’t care if it’s Kate Upton. I ain’t licking an a-hole. No cirCUMstances.
Posted on 3/22/20 at 8:07 pm to finchmeister08
This is the fricking shite you get when these pop culture dregs get to set norms.
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