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Posted on 1/3/14 at 8:39 am to
Posted by LSUnowhas2
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2004
21981 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 8:39 am to
I have to give it to Kim Jong Un, he really thinks outside of the box when it comes to executions. It is like he got the Wiley Coyote book on horrific deaths.

I particularly liked the one where he had a general stand in a field that had already been zeroed for a mortar strike in the exact spot where the guy was standing. Basically just dropped a mortar round right on top of him.
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
26608 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 8:40 am to
Sounds like some of the stuff one of Saddam Hussein's sons used to do. I read a report where he supposedly executed a guy using one of those giant industrial shredders - the kind that can destroy a sleeper sofa in a minute.
Posted by BugAC
St. George
Member since Oct 2007
52733 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 8:51 am to
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but the world would be a much better place if a sniper took that little shite out.


The problem is, you can't just take him out. You'd have to take out the entire cabinet and generals. The only way that shithole does not go back to a brutal communist dictatorship, is a full scale invasion, and ensuring free elections.

N. Korea is a perfect example of what happens when you have unchecked socialism. It gives the government more power, until one day you find yourself living under a dictator that knows what's "best" for you.
Posted by northLAgoomba
The Cooper Road, Ratchet City, LA
Member since Nov 2009
3787 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 8:51 am to
PETA loves this guy. He saved 120 dogs from starving to death.
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 8:55 am to
I wouldn't be surprised if they have a real life Hunger Games over there.
Posted by Rex
Here, there, and nowhere
Member since Sep 2004
66001 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 9:00 am to
Seth Rogen's next movie is about going into North Korea as a Ryan Seacrest type at Kim Jong Un's invitation... and then trying to assassinate him.

I'll probably pay to see it.
This post was edited on 1/3/14 at 9:05 am
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
62355 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 9:14 am to
This is one battle; Maggie vs Kim Jong un, Maggie wins...
Posted by AUin02
Member since Jan 2012
4279 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 9:26 am to
I thought the Bush rhetoric was over the top, but Axis of Evil doesn't seem that far wrong for NK.
Posted by DanTiger
Somewhere in Luziana
Member since Sep 2004
9480 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 9:37 am to
If we ever do decide to attack N Korea S Korea is going to pay an enormous price. N Korea has so much artillery pointed to the South we could never come close to taking it all out and this will result in Seoul being smashed to pieces.
Posted by CITWTT
baton rouge
Member since Sep 2005
31765 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 9:46 am to
A low yield nuke on the capital would do it best as it is there that the true believers reside and they will not give up the faith easily. Another dick would fill the void and continue with the sub-human treatment of people. The people of NK would definitely hold a party to incoming armies for the freedom from slavery and food in their bellies that would come.
Posted by CITWTT
baton rouge
Member since Sep 2005
31765 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 9:49 am to
Nah, he meant "bare dogs" as he is a bit sicko and wants to get at a shaven Maggie.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
78821 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 9:53 am to
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but the world would be a much better place if a sniper took that little shite out


Should've done the same with SH and saved ourselves a huge headache.
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 9:53 am to
Why 120? Is there significance with that number? To bad the crazy shithead didn't throw Dennis Rodman in there with his uncle..
Posted by vl100butch
Ridgeland, MS
Member since Sep 2005
34611 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 9:59 am to
One thing the South Koreans don't want is a sudden collapse of North Korea...they understand after seeing what happened after German reunification how much money it'll cost to bring NK up to SK standards!!!
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
22699 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 10:03 am to

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Worst of all perhaps, in the twisted logic of this supposed workers’ paradise, was that Jang was guilty of ‘such factional acts as dreaming different dreams’.


Insanity.

Posted by Jbird
In Bidenville with EthanL
Member since Oct 2012
73403 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 10:05 am to
No wonder Rodman loves the guy. Like Vick I bet Dennis loves a good dog fight. Hell this is just an extension of that mindset.
Posted by ragincajun03
Member since Nov 2007
21107 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 10:11 am to
Well, I'm just glad we have Dennis Rodman helping us out here keeping up good will relations with Mr. Un.
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112363 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 10:32 am to
Chinese newspaper says Dogs.
South Korean newspaper says Machine gun firing squad.

Pick who you want to believe.
Posted by SpidermanTUba
my house
Member since May 2004
36128 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 10:34 am to
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What I'm hearing out of North Korea seems like out of a fricking movie man. If we really wanted to use our military to free and help the oppressed instead of the bullshite in the Mideast, North Korea would be our first target.


We'd have to kill them all. They really are brainwashed.
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
67527 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 10:36 am to
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We'd have to kill them all.


If we could just get them the internet somehow.
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