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NOAA : “among the eight warmest Februarys on record”

Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:08 am
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118550 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:08 am
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NOAA says last month was “among the eight warmest Februarys on record” in much of the Earth.

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According to NCEI’s Regional Analysis, South America, Europe and Oceania had a February temperature that ranked among the eight warmest Februarys on record.


There is no such word as “Februarys” – plural for February is Februaries. But besides the fact they are illiterate, they are also lying. This is the map they use to justify their claims:



It looks like the world is burning up, with just a few slightly cool areas. It has an official government seal on it, so it must be accurate, right?

The map below shows where NOAA actually had surface temperatures in February.



The map looks nothing like the one NOAA presents to the public. By pixel count, 51% of the land area is gray “missing data,” 16% is below normal temperature, and 33% is above normal. The animation below shows how they created one of the eight warmest “Februarys” in South America – by simply making up data, including record warmth in Brazil in locations with no actual thermometer data.



Also note how they made the cold in Asia and parts of Australia disappear.



And they largely made the near record cold in much of North America disappear.




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The NOAA land data is fake, and an Orwellian rewrite of record cold at spots. But the ocean data is even faker.

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the global ocean-only surface temperature was 0.70°C (1.26°F) above average and the second warmest February since global records began in 1880


They claim to have ocean temperature records back to 1880 – which is patently false. Prior to about 15 years ago, no one even pretended to have pre-1950 global ocean data. And as Phil Jones at CRU said, much of the data they are using is “made up.”


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For much of the SH between 40 and 60S the normals are mostly made up as there is very little ship data there.





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Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
26561 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:10 am to
These things are always like: "It's the hottest day since 1843."

Well what the frick was going on in 1843?
Posted by Lgrnwd
Member since Jan 2018
5207 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:13 am to
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Well what the frick was going on in 1843?


Cow farts bro
Posted by buckeye_vol
Member since Jul 2014
35236 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:13 am to
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There is no such word as “Februarys” – plural for February is Februaries. But besides the fact they are illiterate
Merriam-Webster
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plural Februaries or Februarys
Posted by TOKEN
Member since Feb 2014
11990 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:16 am to
Sounds like the earths warming
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118550 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:17 am to
Are "Marches" and "Marchs" both correct?
Posted by saints5021
Louisiana
Member since Jul 2010
17401 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:41 am to
Calling bullshite on account of the 40 degree weather I woke up to in New Orleans this morning.
Posted by buckeye_vol
Member since Jul 2014
35236 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:48 am to
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Calling bull shite on account of the 40 degree weather I woke up to in New Orleans this morning.
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Posted by saints5021 online on 3/20/19
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NOAA : “among the eight warmest Februarys on record”
Posted by narddogg81
Vancouver
Member since Jan 2012
19628 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:51 am to
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Calling bull shite on account of the 40 degree weather I woke up to in New Orleans this morning.
cold is weather bro, warm is climate. Get with the fricking program, science denier
This post was edited on 3/20/19 at 11:52 am
Posted by Hooligan's Ghost
Member since Jul 2013
5176 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:56 am to
and March will probably be one of the coolest on record
Posted by narddogg81
Vancouver
Member since Jan 2012
19628 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:58 am to
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TOKEN
nice upvote on your own post
Posted by bmy
Nashville
Member since Oct 2007
48203 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:59 am to
Looks like they used some type of regression to interpolate.. which btw is completely normal
Posted by TOKEN
Member since Feb 2014
11990 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 12:02 pm to
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nice upvote on your own post


I ought to it’s so damn good
This post was edited on 3/20/19 at 12:03 pm
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67478 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 12:03 pm to
True story:

Feb 2018 the average high in Tampa was 83 degrees.....Mar 2018 the average high in Tampa was 76 degrees

Moral of the story: temps vary and shite and don't care what month it is

Feb & Mar of 2019 is following the same pattern
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
98282 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 12:05 pm to
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Looks like they used some type of regression to interpolate


Funny how it ALWAYS results in an increase.

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which btw is completely normal


With the global warming apostles, it sure is.
Posted by Taxing Authority
Houston
Member since Feb 2010
57011 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 12:08 pm to
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Looks like they used some type of regression to interpolate..
why are all the gap fills warm?

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which btw is completely normal
Not really. No.

EDIT: dammit udtiger...
This post was edited on 3/20/19 at 12:10 pm
Posted by ithad2bme
Houston transplant from B.R.
Member since Sep 2008
3468 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 12:10 pm to
I'm guessing that if March is colder than normal, which I would expect because March has been really cold, that they will not publish an update claiming that March was one of the coldest months on record since whenever, because that doesn't fit the narrative.
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45681 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 12:11 pm to
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GumboPot
So, it was the 8th warmest, cause if it was the sixth warmest they would have said, "it was among the 6 warmest ever!"

Which means, things are cooling down since, by all measures, we should be hotter than ever before!!

Posted by buckeye_vol
Member since Jul 2014
35236 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 12:11 pm to
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Funny how it ALWAYS results in an increase.
I mean if it is warming consistently and significantly, then that would be expected.
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112359 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 12:14 pm to
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plural Februaries or Februarys


You're both wrong. In New Iberia it's:

Febyuary
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