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CAD703X
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New Yorker having orgasm over Michelle Obama portrait


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Applied to Michelle Obama, the lack of brown in the skin feels first like a loss, and then like a real gain. This is a different Michelle, a woman evacuated of celebrity, who appears provisionally dreamlike, nearly a shadow. The mouth and the eyes and the strong arms that we know are present, but fainter. From some distance, I can imagine, the figure might not be immediately recognizable.


It goes on and on and on....

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BeeFense5
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re: New Yorker having orgasm over Michelle Obama portrait
That sounds like something Rex would write


Spasweezy
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re: New Yorker having orgasm over Michelle Obama portrait
She looks like whitney Houston. Crack binge whitney, not bodyguard whitney.


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31TIGERS
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re: New Yorker having orgasm over Michelle Obama portrait
Does this asshat realize that moochelle is actually a dude?


Champagne
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re: New Yorker having orgasm over Michelle Obama portrait
How did the author write this article whilst simultaneously masturbating furiously?


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roadGator
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I hate these people so much.


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re: New Yorker having orgasm over Michelle Obama portrait
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Applied to Michelle Obama, the lack of brown in the skin feels first like a loss, and then like a real gain. This is a different Michelle, a woman evacuated of celebrity, who appears provisionally dreamlike, nearly a shadow. The mouth and the eyes and the strong arms that we know are present, but fainter. From some distance, I can imagine, the figure might not be immediately recognizable.
Oh, that I were a glove upon that hand. That I might touch that adam's apple


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Oddibe
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re: New Yorker having orgasm over Michelle Obama portrait
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Applied to Michelle Obama, the lack of brown in the skin feels first like a loss, and then like a real gain. This is a different Michelle, a woman evacuated of celebrity, who appears provisionally dreamlike, nearly a shadow. The mouth and the eyes and the strong arms that we know are present, but fainter. From some distance, I can imagine, the figure might not be immediately recognizable.
diarrhea of the mouth


DawgfaninCa
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re: New Yorker having orgasm over Michelle Obama portrait
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Applied to Michelle Obama, the lack of brown in the skin feels first like a loss, and then like a real gain. This is a different Michelle, a woman evacuated of celebrity, who appears provisionally dreamlike, nearly a shadow. The mouth and the eyes and the strong arms that we know are present, but fainter. From some distance, I can imagine, the figure might not be immediately recognizable.


In layman's terms, the portrait sucks because it doesn't look anything like Michelle.


CAD703X
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re: New Yorker having orgasm over Michelle Obama portrait
You are not worthy to understand


14&Counting
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re: New Yorker having orgasm over Michelle Obama portrait
Disagree - I thought the artist sublimely captured the essence of the angry black woman.


DawgfaninCa
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re: New Yorker having orgasm over Michelle Obama portrait
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You are not worthy to understand


meh, I know all about artistic license but I took one close look at Michelle's face in the painting and it doesn't look anything like Michelle's face.

Hell. it looks more like Kamala Harris than Michelle.


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Ace Midnight
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re: New Yorker having orgasm over Michelle Obama portrait
Neither portrait is very good. Michelle's is just awful. Words fail me.


CamdenTiger
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re: New Yorker having orgasm over Michelle Obama portrait
It really was an obomination, like literally. They should get one of Hillary’s goons to take the artist out....


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lsufanz
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re: New Yorker having orgasm over Michelle Obama portrait
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In layman's terms, the portrait sucks because it doesn't look anything like Michelle.

This^^^

So, if the author wants to ramble on about random painting of random black female, by all means, proceed


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Wienerboy
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re: New Yorker having orgasm over Michelle Obama portrait
They could have just framed a picture of Chewbacca and called it a day


tide06
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re: New Yorker having orgasm over Michelle Obama portrait
That painting looks like how someone who has never actually seen Michelle Obama would paint her after hearing her described by MSNBC.

I think of it as “Michelle Obama Through the Eyes of a Leftist”.


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conservativewifeymom
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It's impossible for arse kissers like that to call it what it is: an UGLY 'piece of art.'


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upgrayedd
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re: New Yorker having orgasm over Michelle Obama portrait
that's quite the soliloquy


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Douboy
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re: New Yorker having orgasm over Michelle Obama portrait
What do they think about the cock’n’balls??


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