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New Texas congressional maps will draw Jasmine Crockett out of her House seat

Posted on 8/3/25 at 8:30 am
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
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Posted on 8/3/25 at 8:30 am
Posted by Ag Zwin
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Posted on 8/3/25 at 8:33 am to
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Posted by KCT
Psalm 23:5
Member since Feb 2010
50128 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 8:34 am to
quote:

New Texas congressional maps will draw Jasmine Crockett out of her House seat


Popeyes is hiring.

(I'm not sure she could make the sandwiches with those 15-inch nails, though).
This post was edited on 8/3/25 at 8:45 am
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
15457 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 8:36 am to
Posted by 14&Counting
Dallas, TX
Member since Jul 2012
42088 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 8:38 am to
Please let this happen.

This is just too fricking funny

Sounds like that "Wheels' comment came back to bite her.
Posted by tigeraddict
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2007
14820 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 8:38 am to
She can just move into the new district
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
73716 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 8:44 am to
In the one hand this is great.

But on the other hand I’m going to miss the hilariously stupid shite she says on a daily basis.
Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
30191 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 8:48 am to
This is hilarious. She said that she was going to run for senate in Texas. That ghetto bitch is totally delusional
Posted by Slim
Poplarville, Mississippi
Member since Sep 2006
3093 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 8:50 am to
The sad part of this story, no matter whether she is reelected or not, she gets her entire salary for the remainder of her life.
Posted by Jbird
Shoot the tires out!
Member since Oct 2012
90839 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 8:51 am to
quote:

She said that she was going to run for senate in Texas.
Go for it.

quote:

That ghetto bitch is totally delusional
The fake ghetto speech will be dropped with the quickness.
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
20156 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 8:51 am to
What? She’s not allowed to run? Nobody is allowed to vote for her?

Surely she’s popular enough to win whatever district she’s in.
Posted by Keltic Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2006
22039 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 8:53 am to
Prior to her election, she was an atty. Making $19K a year. What atty only makes $19K a year???
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
25893 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 8:56 am to
Good. Fire her ratchet arse.
Posted by Jbird
Shoot the tires out!
Member since Oct 2012
90839 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 8:56 am to
quote:

Prior to her election, she was an atty. Making $19K a year. What atty only makes $19K a year???

Wonder if she was drawing an EBT card?
Posted by Paddyshack
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2015
11063 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 9:08 am to
Hopefully this propels her into a run for the presidency.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
122961 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 9:09 am to
A retarded community organizer attorney / esquire
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
23227 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 9:10 am to
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The sad part of this story, no matter whether she is reelected or not, she gets her entire salary for the remainder of her life.



What?
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
28544 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 9:12 am to
quote:

What atty only makes $19K a year???




The kind that spend 18.5 hours a day being a prepubescent contrarian on message boards?
Posted by SDTiger15
lost in Cali
Member since Jan 2005
11670 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 9:13 am to
And the world will seem just a bit smarter for it
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
Location: Classified
Member since Nov 2011
39047 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 9:14 am to
quote:

The sad part of this story, no matter whether she is reelected or not, she gets her entire salary for the remainder of her life.


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