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My vagina is more heavily regulated than assault rifles
Posted on 9/3/19 at 1:30 pm
Posted on 9/3/19 at 1:30 pm
@urfeministboss
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My vagina is more heavily regulated than both assault rifles and your dick - aka the things you bitch about most.
Let that sink in, guns are more important than my bodily autonomy. So shut the frick up about your gun rights — it’s not a part of your body and you don’t *need* it.
Emily “Al Fredo” Zanotti
? @emzanotti
What is the waiting period for your vagina? Also, I live in Illinois and, unlike firearm owners, I did not have to get a vagina identification card. Also, unless you’re waving it around all day, you’re carrying your vagina concealed. Did you have to take classes and get a permit for that? And here’s hoping your next date doesn’t need to submit to an FBI background check just to get access to your vag. More intense vag access might even require explicit Federal permission. Oh! And if you live in CA or a handful of other states, don’t forget to provide a photo and detailed description of your vag to the appropriate regulating body. Tasteful shots, please. The good news is, you probably don’t live in New Jersey, where you’ll have to undergo a psychological evaluation before you use your vagina. In some states, you’ll have to find friends and neighbors for a regulating body to interview about your potential vagina use. Hope you’ve been spreading the love! In MA, there’s a waiting period and a check that require your vagina have two letters of reference and that you visit a designated police official to get fingerprinted and to discuss your vagina use in a one-on-one interview. At least four states ration use of your vagina to one sale per month. Make it a good one! Oh! And then there’s “microstamping.” To make sure your vagina doesn’t fall into the wrong hands, some states require your vag to get a tiny serial number burned into it for identification purposes. And finally, I hope you’re not interested in traveling, going to school, or going out to eat plus vagina. Can’t carry that sh*t on planes, trains, in most taxis, and into anywhere with a “vagina free zone” sign.
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My vagina is more heavily regulated than both assault rifles and your dick - aka the things you bitch about most.
Let that sink in, guns are more important than my bodily autonomy. So shut the frick up about your gun rights — it’s not a part of your body and you don’t *need* it.
Emily “Al Fredo” Zanotti
? @emzanotti
What is the waiting period for your vagina? Also, I live in Illinois and, unlike firearm owners, I did not have to get a vagina identification card. Also, unless you’re waving it around all day, you’re carrying your vagina concealed. Did you have to take classes and get a permit for that? And here’s hoping your next date doesn’t need to submit to an FBI background check just to get access to your vag. More intense vag access might even require explicit Federal permission. Oh! And if you live in CA or a handful of other states, don’t forget to provide a photo and detailed description of your vag to the appropriate regulating body. Tasteful shots, please. The good news is, you probably don’t live in New Jersey, where you’ll have to undergo a psychological evaluation before you use your vagina. In some states, you’ll have to find friends and neighbors for a regulating body to interview about your potential vagina use. Hope you’ve been spreading the love! In MA, there’s a waiting period and a check that require your vagina have two letters of reference and that you visit a designated police official to get fingerprinted and to discuss your vagina use in a one-on-one interview. At least four states ration use of your vagina to one sale per month. Make it a good one! Oh! And then there’s “microstamping.” To make sure your vagina doesn’t fall into the wrong hands, some states require your vag to get a tiny serial number burned into it for identification purposes. And finally, I hope you’re not interested in traveling, going to school, or going out to eat plus vagina. Can’t carry that sh*t on planes, trains, in most taxis, and into anywhere with a “vagina free zone” sign.
This post was edited on 9/3/19 at 1:32 pm
Posted on 9/3/19 at 1:37 pm to Jbird
What about a penis that identifies as a vagina?
Posted on 9/3/19 at 1:38 pm to Jbird
Well, there is little doubt that vaginas have caused the deaths of more men than every AR15 ever made.
Maybe she should turn hers in.
Maybe she should turn hers in.
Posted on 9/3/19 at 1:39 pm to oleheat
I bet she has an assault vagina.
Posted on 9/3/19 at 1:41 pm to Jbird
Well, that vagina does seem dangerous. It's poisoned her brain and made her crazy.
Posted on 9/3/19 at 1:42 pm to oleheat
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Well, there is little doubt that vaginas have caused the deaths of more men than every AR15 ever made.
They also save lives too. The more the prostate is “used”, the lower the risk for prostate cancer in men over 50.
My message to the ladies:
#keepmealive
#preventcancer
This post was edited on 9/3/19 at 1:49 pm
Posted on 9/3/19 at 1:47 pm to Jbird
That response is fricking marvelous. Its author needs a medal of excellence.
Posted on 9/3/19 at 1:48 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
Also, unless you’re waving it around all day, you’re carrying your vagina concealed.
Posted on 9/3/19 at 1:54 pm to BlackHelicopterPilot
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I bet she has a 30 round clit
Replying to @urfeministboss
I wasn’t aware that vaginas had to stay in the car because some establishments banned them from being brought inside
Posted on 9/3/19 at 1:55 pm to Jbird
When she flies with her vagina, does it need to be inspected by TSA and checked separately in a locked case?
Posted on 9/3/19 at 1:56 pm to Jbird
Stupid. As in hardcore stupid.
Posted on 9/3/19 at 1:56 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
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That response is fricking marvelous. Its author needs a medal of excellence.
A Particular Individual? @Raker57 · 21h21 hours ago
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Missed opportunity to end tweet with "let that sink in" imo.
Posted on 9/3/19 at 1:58 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
David? @Darth_Cr0sis · 19h19 hours ago
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I'd be more impressed if she defended herself against a home invasion by multiple intruders with it.
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I'd be more impressed if she defended herself against a home invasion by multiple intruders with it.
Posted on 9/3/19 at 1:58 pm to Jbird
In MA, there’s a waiting period and a check that require your vagina have two letters of reference
Posted on 9/3/19 at 2:00 pm to WeeWee
Replying to @urfeministboss
You don’t really *need* a vagina either. Men don’t have one and they get along just fine. Come to think of it, with the mood you appear to be in, it seems your vagina hasn’t been taken out and used in a while. Probably all of those regulations you speak of.
You don’t really *need* a vagina either. Men don’t have one and they get along just fine. Come to think of it, with the mood you appear to be in, it seems your vagina hasn’t been taken out and used in a while. Probably all of those regulations you speak of.
Posted on 9/3/19 at 2:01 pm to WeeWee
Wonder if all vaginas are blamed every time one is used where a death occurred
This post was edited on 9/3/19 at 2:14 pm
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