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My son Brian asked me this morning about Jimmy Kimmel

Posted on 9/19/25 at 10:57 am
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 9/19/25 at 10:57 am
I was getting my son Brian (he’s 4) ready for school today. He was somewhat reserved this morning and wearing his favorite Angel Reese jersey. At some point during his breakfast, he looked up and asked me, “NIH, why is Trump silencing journalists like Jimmy Kimmel? What is stopping him from coming for us next?”

I put my oat milk lavender latte down and contemplated my response. But I couldn’t think of anything. We are in dark times and I can’t help but feel vulnerable.
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
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Posted on 9/19/25 at 10:58 am to
You are trying too hard.
Posted by Hback
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Posted by LordSaintly
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Posted by International_Aggie
Member since Oct 2012
1964 posts
Posted on 9/19/25 at 11:00 am to
First they came for repeat violent offenders, then they came for unfunny, pussy comedians, then they came for lying, corrupt politicians.

Then they came for me...... lol jk. I'm none of those things.
Posted by BugAC
St. George
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Posted by lsuguy84
Madisonville
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Posted on 9/19/25 at 11:00 am to
I’m with you. My wife’s boyfriend was nearly inconsolable before his shift at Best Buy this morning. A few rounds of Mario Kart on the Switch 2 didn’t seem to help.
Posted by Timeoday
Easter Island
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Posted on 9/19/25 at 11:02 am to
I just love the smell of an oak milk lavender latte' in the morning!!
Posted by JellyRoll
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Posted on 9/19/25 at 11:02 am to



ISWYDT
Posted by captainFid
Never apologize to barbarism
Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 9/19/25 at 11:02 am to
quote:


I was getting my son Brian (he’s 4) ready for school today. He was somewhat reserved this morning and wearing his favorite Angel Reese jersey. At some point during his breakfast, he looked up and asked me, “NIH, why is Trump silencing journalists like Jimmy Kimmel? What is stopping him from coming for us next?”

I put my oat milk lavender latte down and contemplated my response. But I couldn’t think of anything. We are in dark times and I can’t help but feel vulnerable


Reads like a Van Jones discussion I've heard... but he cried in the latte.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 9/19/25 at 11:03 am to
quote:

my son Brian (he’s 4)



Why doesn't he ask his husband?
Posted by International_Aggie
Member since Oct 2012
1964 posts
Posted on 9/19/25 at 11:04 am to
quote:

my son Brian (he’s 4)


Stop assuming his/her gender, bigot!
Posted by Tmcgin
BATON ROUGE
Member since Jun 2010
6303 posts
Posted on 9/19/25 at 11:05 am to
Trump has made a class of victims

He is weak sauce making the transaction people around him weaker
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
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Posted on 9/19/25 at 11:06 am to
quote:

put my oat milk lavender latte down


GOAT move
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
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Posted on 9/19/25 at 11:09 am to


I bet your son wants fweedom.

(I know your post is satire)
This post was edited on 9/19/25 at 11:34 am
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
38163 posts
Posted on 9/19/25 at 11:10 am to
quote:

I put my oat milk lavender latte down and contemplated my response. But I couldn’t think of anything. We are in dark times and I can’t help but feel vulnerable.
No doubt you have climate anxiety burning in the background as your baseline.
Posted by bluedragon
Birmingham
Member since May 2020
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Posted on 9/19/25 at 11:12 am to
No four year old asked that.

I talk to one each morning. Grandson’s are like that.

Stop talking to your transgender boy wonder. You’ll live longer.
Posted by 4x4tiger
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
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Posted on 9/19/25 at 11:15 am to
New Iberia Haircut ladies and gentlemen

Posted by ole man
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 9/19/25 at 11:15 am to
If that really happened that was teaching moment and you failed. It big time
Posted by WWII Collector
Member since Oct 2018
8524 posts
Posted on 9/19/25 at 11:20 am to
Because Elmo was caught screwing little kids behind Oscar's trash can. That's why.
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