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PEPE
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Massachusetts on the verge of banning balloons statewide
https://boston.cbslocal.com/2019/10/16/massachusetts-balloon-ban-bill/

Both the sale and use of balloons would be banned statewide, punishable by fines for non-compliance.

Straws, balloons, what is next? Every single personal freedom you have is subject to somebody deciding it's "bad for the environment"

Banning meat is the their eventual endgame in all of this, make no mistake.


OysterPoBoy
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re: Massachusetts on the verge of banning balloons statewide
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Straws, balloons, what is next?


Condoms.


TideCPA
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re: Massachusetts on the verge of banning balloons statewide
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Banning meat is the their eventual endgame in all of this, make no mistake.

No, state control over every aspect of an individual's personal decisions is the eventual endgame in all of this. Goods, services, transportation, healthcare, food, housing, jobs, etc. Part of that may include banning meat, but it's all about power.
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Revelator
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re: Massachusetts on the verge of banning balloons statewide
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Straws, balloons, what is next?


Remember when the left was angry because religious people were always trying to run their lives and tell them what to do or not do?

I remember.


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SoulGlo
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re: Massachusetts on the verge of banning balloons statewide

Straws, balloons, what is next?


Condoms


Liberalism will have cum full circle


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ItzMe1972
Member since Dec 2013
2858 posts

re: Massachusetts on the verge of banning balloons statewide
These crazies refer to plastic straws as "gateway plastics."

We are living in an absurd world.


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Will Cover
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re: Massachusetts on the verge of banning balloons statewide
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Straws, balloons, what is next?


The obvious. Balloon knots.


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Clyde Tipton
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Member since Dec 2007
35718 posts

re: Massachusetts on the verge of banning balloons statewide
This will really cook your noodle...

Cattle ranchers hate balloons. If a cow eats one it can die, and they come back down in rural pastures quite often as you could imagine.

So, good job saving the cows, Libs.


tiggerthetooth
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re: Massachusetts on the verge of banning balloons statewide
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Straws, balloons, what is next? Every single personal freedom you have is subject to somebody deciding it's "bad for the environment"



Yes and if theres enough money they can pay for research that concludes such things.

This is why the climate change folks cant be trusted. It's a trojan horse.


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Lsupimp
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re: Massachusetts on the verge of banning balloons statewide
Blue State America has devolved into a joyless, Fundamentalist Nanny State that gets off on punishing non True-Believers. This can no longer be plausibly denied.


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Whataburger
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re: Massachusetts on the verge of banning balloons statewide
If this happened in my state, I would have fun with it.

Get a supply of balloons and a helium tank and let one go every day from my patio.

I like fricking with people, I can't help myself.


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Homesick Tiger
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re: Massachusetts on the verge of banning balloons statewide
Sounds like that state would be happier if someone would uninvent the wheel.


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MSUmtowndawg
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Jackson, MS
Member since Sep 2010
1119 posts

re: Massachusetts on the verge of banning balloons statewide
Mylar balloons will cause power outages if they are caught in the lines. Always have an outage or two around graduation time. Doesn't mean we have to ban them you no fun having Massachusetts folks


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Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
3084 posts

re: Massachusetts on the verge of banning balloons statewide
Liberals are insane.
It's that simple


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Azkiger
Member since Nov 2016
6398 posts

re: Massachusetts on the verge of banning balloons statewide
Oy! You got a license fer them ballons!?


dakarx
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Member since Sep 2018
1024 posts

re: Massachusetts on the verge of banning balloons statewide
Like Leo's get a carve out for all gun laws...Does NOAA get a carve out for weather balloons?


Wtodd
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Member since Oct 2013
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re: Massachusetts on the verge of banning balloons statewide
Bless their hearts


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88Wildcat
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Topeka, Ks
Member since Jul 2017
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re: Massachusetts on the verge of banning balloons statewide
Leave it to Massachusetts to ban the only useful purpose for all of Elizabeth Warren's hot air.


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Saint Alfonzo
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re: Massachusetts on the verge of banning balloons statewide
Insert Hillary woah gif.


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SSpaniel
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Member since Feb 2013
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re: Massachusetts on the verge of banning balloons statewide
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“The sale, distribution and release of any type of balloon, including, but not limited to, plastic, latex or mylar, filled with any type of lighter than air gas, both for public or private use, is hereby prohibited,”


So you can still buy them and blow them up with air, just not helium, correct? For whatever dumb reason, they don't want balloons that float.

What will this guy do?

Image: https://thumbs.gfycat.com/WideeyedGraciousHuia-size_restricted.gif


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