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re: Liberals will soon ask that all frying pans be outlawed....
Posted on 10/4/17 at 12:38 pm to LSURussian
Posted on 10/4/17 at 12:38 pm to LSURussian
And al green from Texas will introduce a bill outlawing hot grits in honor of the famous al green
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Posted on 10/4/17 at 12:47 pm to LSURussian
This has got to be the 200th? thread that uses other inanimate objects as a supposition for killing.
Let’s exercise our minds: frying pans, ladders, cars, planes, refrigerators, guns. All of these are inventions, creations by man.
Now here is the exercise part: all these things were designed with a SPECIFIC purpose in mind. Think of it like a mission statement.
Think really hard on what each of those objects are specifically designed to do, make a mental log of it, and try to recall that the next time one of these idiotic threads are started.
Let’s exercise our minds: frying pans, ladders, cars, planes, refrigerators, guns. All of these are inventions, creations by man.
Now here is the exercise part: all these things were designed with a SPECIFIC purpose in mind. Think of it like a mission statement.
Think really hard on what each of those objects are specifically designed to do, make a mental log of it, and try to recall that the next time one of these idiotic threads are started.
Posted on 10/4/17 at 12:49 pm to EthanL
Posted on 10/4/17 at 12:50 pm to LSURussian
I once read an article about a woman killing her husband by taking a frozen turkey out of the freezer and smashing his head in.
A frying pan might be easier to handle but a frozen turkey delivers more weight to the skull.
A frying pan might be easier to handle but a frozen turkey delivers more weight to the skull.
Posted on 10/4/17 at 12:51 pm to EthanL
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This has got to be the 200th? thread that uses other inanimate objects as a supposition for killing.
Let’s exercise our minds: frying pans, ladders, cars, planes, refrigerators, guns. All of these are inventions, creations by man.
Now here is the exercise part: all these things were designed with a SPECIFIC purpose in mind. Think of it like a mission statement.
Think really hard on what each of those objects are specifically designed to do, make a mental log of it, and try to recall that the next time one of these idiotic threads are started.
I know right? It's almost like when an inanimate object is used to kill someone, it's more a function of the person using the item to kill rather than the inanimate item doing the killing!
Posted on 10/4/17 at 1:11 pm to EthanL
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This has got to be the 200th? thread that uses other inanimate objects as a supposition for killing. Let’s exercise our minds: frying pans, ladders, cars, planes, refrigerators, guns. All of these are inventions, creations by man. Now here is the exercise part: all these things were designed with a SPECIFIC purpose in mind. Think of it like a mission statement. Think really hard on what each of those objects are specifically designed to do, make a mental log of it, and try to recall that the next time one of these idiotic threads are started.
This. OP fails to realize that a gun's mission statement/purpose is to destroy and kill. A frying pan's is to cook food.
Could a single person with a frying pan kill 59 people in about 10 minutes?
Posted on 10/4/17 at 1:13 pm to cameronml
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Could a single person with a frying pan kill 59 people in about 10 minutes?
With a silencer and a bump stock, yes.
Posted on 10/4/17 at 1:14 pm to cameronml
quote:You're taking this whole internet message board thing wayyyyy too seriously.
OP fails to realize that a gun's mission statement/purpose is to destroy and kill. A frying pan's is to cook food.
Could a single person with a frying pan kill 59 people in about 10 minutes?
Posted on 10/4/17 at 1:19 pm to asurob1
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Your premise...as you well know...is stupid.
You have the typical Progressive sense of humor. Loosen your bloomers and try to laugh occasionally. Good diet, exercise, and laughter contributes to good health and will make you live longer and you will enjoy your longer life.
Heck you may even live long enough to see Chelsea run for President.
Posted on 10/4/17 at 1:21 pm to LSURussian
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You're taking this whole internet message board thing wayyyyy too seriously.
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