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Deuces
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Ladies and gents. I’m opening an energy company...
Everything is about set up. The only thing I’m missing is a 40 year old crackhead with zero experience in my industry to come sit on my board for a seven-figure salary.

Could anyone send out word for me? Thanks.


bamarep
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re: Ladies and gents. I’m opening an energy company...
I'm 50, is that too old?


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Crimson Wraith
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re: Ladies and gents. I’m opening an energy company...
I have a crackhead quota waiver and I can start today.


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CamdenTiger
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re: Ladies and gents. I’m opening an energy company...
You get a Billion, you get a Billion, you get a Billion; just watch that hooker and blow, golf pics....


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PsychTiger
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re: Ladies and gents. I’m opening an energy company...
I'm in my 40's and have no experience in the energy sector, but I don't use crack. Can alcohol use count as a substitute for this qualification?
This post was edited on 10/1 at 8:27 am


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TigerBait1971
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re: Ladies and gents. I’m opening an energy company...
Let get off my dead brother's wife and I'll be right over.


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TheFonz
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re: Ladies and gents. I’m opening an energy company...
I meet two out of three criteria - I'm 40 and I have zero experience in that industry.

I'm not a crackhead, but I'm sure at that salary I can learn quickly.


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ShoeBang
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re: Ladies and gents. I’m opening an energy company...
Ask Dick Cheney how to make it happen. His methods are a little different though. Hope you are OK with killing a few hundred thousand brown people in the desert first, but the ROI (read: zero invested) is incredible.


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Deuces
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Member since Nov 2011
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re: Ladies and gents. I’m opening an energy company...
All of your inquiries will be noted until we find our best fit.

Please leave a list of references....

Especially ones with political pow.....I mean experience in the industry!


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La Place Mike
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re: Ladies and gents. I’m opening an energy company...
How many times do you have to smoke crack to be considered a crack head? I think I might have too much expirience because my father worked in the oil and gas business and I worked for a service company in high school.


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KCT
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re: Ladies and gents. I’m opening an energy company...
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Everything is about set up. The only thing I’m missing is a 40 year old crackhead with zero experience in my industry to come sit on my board for a seven-figure salary. 



Forget the crackhead. I'm available andI know how to operate a light switch.


ShoeBang
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re: Ladies and gents. I’m opening an energy company...
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I'm available andI know how to operate a light switch.


Over qualified.


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WeeWee
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re: Ladies and gents. I’m opening an energy company...
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Everything is about set up. The only thing I’m missing is a 40 year old crackhead with zero experience in my industry to come sit on my board for a seven-figure salary.


I'm 30 and zero experience but I will do it for $5K less per month than you would hire a 40 year old.


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Wtodd
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re: Ladies and gents. I’m opening an energy company...
Bump...this thread delivers

I'm 59...can spell gas.....I fill up my own truck with gas......my boat too......my lawnmower......I'm definitely qualified


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