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Ladies and gents. I’m opening an energy company...
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:23 am
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:23 am
Everything is about set up. The only thing I’m missing is a 40 year old crackhead with zero experience in my industry to come sit on my board for a seven-figure salary.
Could anyone send out word for me? Thanks.
Could anyone send out word for me? Thanks.
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Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:25 am to Deuces
I'm 50, is that too old?
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:26 am to Deuces
I have a crackhead quota waiver and I can start today.
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:26 am to Deuces
You get a Billion, you get a Billion, you get a Billion; just watch that hooker and blow, golf pics....
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:26 am to Deuces
I'm in my 40's and have no experience in the energy sector, but I don't use crack. Can alcohol use count as a substitute for this qualification?
This post was edited on 10/1/19 at 8:27 am
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:27 am to Deuces
Let get off my dead brother's wife and I'll be right over.
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:27 am to Deuces
I meet two out of three criteria - I'm 40 and I have zero experience in that industry.
I'm not a crackhead, but I'm sure at that salary I can learn quickly.
I'm not a crackhead, but I'm sure at that salary I can learn quickly.
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:29 am to Deuces
Ask Dick Cheney how to make it happen. His methods are a little different though. Hope you are OK with killing a few hundred thousand brown people in the desert first, but the ROI (read: zero invested) is incredible.
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:30 am to Deuces
All of your inquiries will be noted until we find our best fit.
Please leave a list of references....
Especially ones with political pow.....I mean experience in the industry!
Please leave a list of references....
Especially ones with political pow.....I mean experience in the industry!
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:30 am to Deuces
How many times do you have to smoke crack to be considered a crack head? I think I might have too much expirience because my father worked in the oil and gas business and I worked for a service company in high school.
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:30 am to Deuces
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Everything is about set up. The only thing I’m missing is a 40 year old crackhead with zero experience in my industry to come sit on my board for a seven-figure salary.
Forget the crackhead. I'm available andI know how to operate a light switch.
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:33 am to KCT
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I'm available andI know how to operate a light switch.
Over qualified.
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:37 am to Deuces
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Everything is about set up. The only thing I’m missing is a 40 year old crackhead with zero experience in my industry to come sit on my board for a seven-figure salary.
I'm 30 and zero experience but I will do it for $5K less per month than you would hire a 40 year old.
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:55 am to Deuces
Bump...this thread delivers
I'm 59...can spell gas.....I fill up my own truck with gas......my boat too......my lawnmower......I'm definitely qualified
I'm 59...can spell gas.....I fill up my own truck with gas......my boat too......my lawnmower......I'm definitely qualified
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