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Kathy Griffin says she can't get tested for coronavirus despite 'painful symptoms'

Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:14 pm
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:14 pm
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The 59-year-old comedian revealed on Twitter Wednesday that she's been sent to a "COVID-19 isolation ward in a major hospital ER" after visiting an urgent care facility.


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"The hospital couldn’t test me for #coronavirus because of CDC (Pence task force) restrictions,"

Hey Kathy...wanna know WHY you can't get tested? Bc they're not done testing the B & C listed celebs yet.

MSN
Posted by Geauxboy
NW Arkansas
Member since Oct 2006
4856 posts
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:15 pm to
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The 59-year-old comedian


Now THAT is funny
Posted by SleepyChuckTodd
Boone
Member since Mar 2020
65 posts
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:16 pm to
Chop her head off to get immediate results.
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:16 pm to
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CDC (Pence task force)


what a fricking idiot
Posted by SOSFAN
Blythewood
Member since Jun 2018
12168 posts
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:16 pm to
Couldn't have happened to a more deserving bitch.
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
64945 posts
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:16 pm to
If she dies....she dies.
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
Top secret lab
Member since Feb 2004
52833 posts
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:17 pm to
If I were a medical provider and she came in to be tested and didn’t meet the criteria, I’d pretend to look at a list and say “I’m sorry. Trump listed you as specifically ‘not to be tested’. My hands are tied”
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:17 pm to
:drago.gif:
Posted by PaperTiger
Ruston, LA
Member since Feb 2015
22932 posts
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:18 pm to
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painful symptoms


Bet it isnt as painful as hearing her talk
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
16285 posts
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:18 pm to
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Bc they're not done testing the B & C listed celebs yet.

So you're saying if she uses her legal name of Andrew Thomlinson "Andy Dick", she may be get bumped up and tested sooner?
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89476 posts
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:18 pm to
So, she likely doesn't have it.

She should be encouraged by this.
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:18 pm to
Meh she’s one of those that needs to be In That culling I mentioned the other day.
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
54202 posts
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:18 pm to
Karma is a bitch. I wonder if her head feels like someone chopped it off?
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:19 pm to
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despite 'painful symptoms'


i'd rather have corona than have to sit through her stand-up
Posted by Goforit
Member since Apr 2019
4749 posts
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:19 pm to
She obviously doesn't have the symptoms of the Coronavirus. However, decapitation would be a sure cure for her pain.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89476 posts
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:20 pm to
On second thought, it might be better to send her somewhere with an excellent socialized medicine industry, like Lombardy. She could probably get same day testing there.

And, bonus - they're not racists there.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
16285 posts
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:20 pm to
In all seriousness
quote:

'painful symptoms'
Is this even a symptom? Don't they only test those with fever and/or respiratory issues. Pain is not a factor?
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:20 pm to
quote:

So you're saying if she uses her legal name of Andrew Thomlinson "Andy Dick", she may be get bumped up and tested sooner?

Absolutely....D comes before G
Posted by OchoDedos
Republic of Texas
Member since Oct 2014
33977 posts
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:21 pm to
Looking at Kathy Griffin causes painful symptoms
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
33999 posts
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:24 pm to
So all of the other Hollywood celebs are easily getting tested but not her.

That doesn't speak well for her "status" as a "B" celeb.

Perhaps she should "artfully" pretend to decapitate Pence.
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