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Kathy Griffin says she can't get tested for coronavirus despite 'painful symptoms'
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:14 pm
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:14 pm
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The 59-year-old comedian revealed on Twitter Wednesday that she's been sent to a "COVID-19 isolation ward in a major hospital ER" after visiting an urgent care facility.
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"The hospital couldn’t test me for #coronavirus because of CDC (Pence task force) restrictions,"
Hey Kathy...wanna know WHY you can't get tested? Bc they're not done testing the B & C listed celebs yet.
MSN
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:15 pm to Wtodd
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The 59-year-old comedian
Now THAT is funny
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:16 pm to Wtodd
Chop her head off to get immediate results.
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:16 pm to Wtodd
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CDC (Pence task force)
what a fricking idiot
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:16 pm to Wtodd
Couldn't have happened to a more deserving bitch.
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:17 pm to Wtodd
If I were a medical provider and she came in to be tested and didn’t meet the criteria, I’d pretend to look at a list and say “I’m sorry. Trump listed you as specifically ‘not to be tested’. My hands are tied”
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:18 pm to Wtodd
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painful symptoms
Bet it isnt as painful as hearing her talk
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:18 pm to Wtodd
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Bc they're not done testing the B & C listed celebs yet.
So you're saying if she uses her legal name of Andrew Thomlinson "Andy Dick", she may be get bumped up and tested sooner?
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:18 pm to Wtodd
So, she likely doesn't have it.
She should be encouraged by this.
She should be encouraged by this.
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:18 pm to Wtodd
Meh she’s one of those that needs to be In That culling I mentioned the other day.
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:18 pm to Wtodd
Karma is a bitch. I wonder if her head feels like someone chopped it off?
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:19 pm to Wtodd
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despite 'painful symptoms'
i'd rather have corona than have to sit through her stand-up
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:19 pm to Wtodd
She obviously doesn't have the symptoms of the Coronavirus. However, decapitation would be a sure cure for her pain.
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:20 pm to Wtodd
On second thought, it might be better to send her somewhere with an excellent socialized medicine industry, like Lombardy. She could probably get same day testing there.
And, bonus - they're not racists there.
And, bonus - they're not racists there.
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:20 pm to Wtodd
In all seriousness
quote:Is this even a symptom? Don't they only test those with fever and/or respiratory issues. Pain is not a factor?
'painful symptoms'
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:20 pm to Weekend Warrior79
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So you're saying if she uses her legal name of Andrew Thomlinson "Andy Dick", she may be get bumped up and tested sooner?
Absolutely....D comes before G
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:21 pm to Wtodd
Looking at Kathy Griffin causes painful symptoms
Posted on 3/26/20 at 12:24 pm to Wtodd
So all of the other Hollywood celebs are easily getting tested but not her.
That doesn't speak well for her "status" as a "B" celeb.
Perhaps she should "artfully" pretend to decapitate Pence.
That doesn't speak well for her "status" as a "B" celeb.
Perhaps she should "artfully" pretend to decapitate Pence.
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