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Wtodd
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Kathy Griffin says she can't get tested for coronavirus despite 'painful symptoms'
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The 59-year-old comedian revealed on Twitter Wednesday that she's been sent to a "COVID-19 isolation ward in a major hospital ER" after visiting an urgent care facility.


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"The hospital couldn’t test me for #coronavirus because of CDC (Pence task force) restrictions,"

Hey Kathy...wanna know WHY you can't get tested? Bc they're not done testing the B & C listed celebs yet.

MSN


Geauxboy
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re: Kathy Griffin says she can't get tested for coronavirus despite 'painful symptoms'
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The 59-year-old comedian


Now THAT is funny


SleepyChuckTodd
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re: Kathy Griffin says she can't get tested for coronavirus despite 'painful symptoms'
Chop her head off to get immediate results.


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Choctaw
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re: Kathy Griffin says she can't get tested for coronavirus despite 'painful symptoms'
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CDC (Pence task force)


what a fricking idiot


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SOSFAN
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re: Kathy Griffin says she can't get tested for coronavirus despite 'painful symptoms'
Couldn't have happened to a more deserving bitch.


RollTide1987
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re: Kathy Griffin says she can't get tested for coronavirus despite 'painful symptoms'
If she dies....she dies.


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BlackHelicopterPilot
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re: Kathy Griffin says she can't get tested for coronavirus despite 'painful symptoms'
If I were a medical provider and she came in to be tested and didn’t meet the criteria, I’d pretend to look at a list and say “I’m sorry. Trump listed you as specifically ‘not to be tested’. My hands are tied”


MrLarson
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re: Kathy Griffin says she can't get tested for coronavirus despite 'painful symptoms'
:drago.gif:


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PaperTiger
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re: Kathy Griffin says she can't get tested for coronavirus despite 'painful symptoms'
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painful symptoms


Bet it isnt as painful as hearing her talk


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Weekend Warrior79
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re: Kathy Griffin says she can't get tested for coronavirus despite 'painful symptoms'
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Bc they're not done testing the B & C listed celebs yet.

So you're saying if she uses her legal name of Andrew Thomlinson "Andy Dick", she may be get bumped up and tested sooner?


Ace Midnight
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re: Kathy Griffin says she can't get tested for coronavirus despite 'painful symptoms'
So, she likely doesn't have it.

She should be encouraged by this.


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TIGRLEE
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re: Kathy Griffin says she can't get tested for coronavirus despite 'painful symptoms'
Meh she’s one of those that needs to be In That culling I mentioned the other day.


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Homesick Tiger
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re: Kathy Griffin says she can't get tested for coronavirus despite 'painful symptoms'
Karma is a bitch. I wonder if her head feels like someone chopped it off?


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Choctaw
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re: Kathy Griffin says she can't get tested for coronavirus despite 'painful symptoms'
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despite 'painful symptoms'


i'd rather have corona than have to sit through her stand-up


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Goforit
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re: Kathy Griffin says she can't get tested for coronavirus despite 'painful symptoms'
She obviously doesn't have the symptoms of the Coronavirus. However, decapitation would be a sure cure for her pain.


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Ace Midnight
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re: Kathy Griffin says she can't get tested for coronavirus despite 'painful symptoms'
On second thought, it might be better to send her somewhere with an excellent socialized medicine industry, like Lombardy. She could probably get same day testing there.

And, bonus - they're not racists there.


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Weekend Warrior79
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re: Kathy Griffin says she can't get tested for coronavirus despite 'painful symptoms'
In all seriousness
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'painful symptoms'
Is this even a symptom? Don't they only test those with fever and/or respiratory issues. Pain is not a factor?


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Wtodd
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re: Kathy Griffin says she can't get tested for coronavirus despite 'painful symptoms'
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So you're saying if she uses her legal name of Andrew Thomlinson "Andy Dick", she may be get bumped up and tested sooner?

Absolutely....D comes before G


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OchoDedos
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re: Kathy Griffin says she can't get tested for coronavirus despite 'painful symptoms'
Looking at Kathy Griffin causes painful symptoms


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jimmy the leg
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re: Kathy Griffin says she can't get tested for coronavirus despite 'painful symptoms'
So all of the other Hollywood celebs are easily getting tested but not her.

That doesn't speak well for her "status" as a "B" celeb.

Perhaps she should "artfully" pretend to decapitate Pence.


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