If Right vs. Left were a basketball game, what would the current score be?

Almost every player in the nba is on the left


So it would be an embarrassment

It's not the score that counts but who is keeping score that matters

Depends on if Dominion is keeping track of the score.

Therefore

Left 100
Right DQ’ed

The left would boycott the basketball game and and hold protests outside the arena.

Well, the refs call technical fouls every time the right touches the ball, so it's 210-0

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The right is basically the Washington Generals v. the left being The Globetrotters.

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IDK, the Globetrotters could walk on stairs without falling down.

If properly officiated, 0-0. The left would get charged with traveling violations on every possession, but then block all of the right's shots.

With regard to style of play and the evolution of ejection rules, the right is playing by 2021 basketball rules. They’re afraid of getting called for hand-checking. They are afraid of being called for an intentional foul even though they are playing passively.

The left is playing late 1980’s Detroit Pistons style of basketball. They are physically punishing and intimidating their opponent. They have no fear of being called for anything other than a basic personal foul.

The left is up and the score is getting out of hand.

At halftime the right would be up. At the end of regulation the right would be up. Overnight, the left would go back to the arena (literally) and add votes until they win.

The media would report the new score.

LeBron would tweet about it.

IQ56 would believe it.