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If Ford Actually Testifies, What Should She Say?
Posted on 9/19/18 at 10:39 am
Posted on 9/19/18 at 10:39 am
I think she should start out with the harrowing tale and eventual rescue of herself and friends from when they were all marooned on an island when their Oceanic Airlines flight 815 crashed in the Pacific Ocean.
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Posted on 9/19/18 at 10:40 am to Bard
You can bet there will be some crying going on....she'll probably show up with a torn dress to boot
Posted on 9/19/18 at 10:41 am to Wtodd
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she'll probably show up with a torn dress to boot
I hope it's a blue dress. With a white stain on it.
Posted on 9/19/18 at 10:43 am to Wtodd
And a mattress
Posted on 9/19/18 at 10:43 am to TigerFanInSouthland
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And a mattress
And she could drink from a Coke can with a pubic hair taped to it.
Posted on 9/19/18 at 10:44 am to Bard
"I was drunk. Somebody rubbed my coochee...I think maybe it was him..."
Posted on 9/19/18 at 10:45 am to Bard
if she doesn't want to be charged with perjury, "I don't remember" needs to be her answer to almost every question...
Posted on 9/19/18 at 10:47 am to OTIS2
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"I was drunk. Somebody rubbed my coochee...I think maybe it was him..."
Or was it...
The 1989 Denver Broncos??
This post was edited on 9/19/18 at 10:49 am
Posted on 9/19/18 at 10:50 am to Bard
Posted on 9/19/18 at 10:50 am to Bard
I’m sorry for writing a check my butt cannot cash, attempting to ruin a good man for political gain, for filing a false report to the FBI, and subverting the constitutional appointment process.
Alternatively-
“on the advice of my DNC funded attorney I invoke my rights under the 5th Amendment to the Constitution.”
Alternatively-
“on the advice of my DNC funded attorney I invoke my rights under the 5th Amendment to the Constitution.”
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